October 20, 2010

Taylor Swift Wrote A Song About John Mayer

There were speculations that John Mayer and Taylor Swift hooked up back when they did the duet “Half of my heart” last year but it was never confirmed… Until now! Kinda. According to Popeater, Taylor has a song on her new album called “Dear John”. From the sound of the lyrics, Taylor might as well name the song “Thanks for the hit and run, John Mayer, you douchebag”. Here is a piece of it:

"Dear John
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young
To be messed with

The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should've known.

It was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.


My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You'll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don't understand
And I'll look back in regret
I ignored what they said 'Run as fast as you can.'"


While most of Taylor’s music video for her songs can pretty much be replaced by an animated fairy princess singing to a litter of newborn kittens twirling around with her magic wand, she sort of reminds me of this chick I used to know where after she got dumped she would go vigilante on her Facebook and MSN status with messages like “I HATE MY LIFE I JUST LOST MY LOVE I FEEL SO ALONE WAHHHH WAHHH WAAAHHHH!”. So she's crazy, but at least she put on a good show.

And really, EVERYONE knows that John Mayer is the type who will tell you how special you are until you sleep with them then never hear from them again. But at least it gives Taylor stuff to write about. Cuz how boring would a song be if the lyrics were like “ohhh ohhh, I’m happily married, ooooh yeaaa, with two kids and doing their laundry, mmm hmm, baking an apple pie this weekend”. That would be the worst country song ever.

54 comments:

  1. lol it does give her something to write about. Wow I think she's got balls to write it & good for her. However I think guys might be scared now to date her & dump her cuz they will wind up in her songs. Just sayin. =P

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  2. I don´t know if I love or hate Taylor...But your blog is great!
    xoxo from Hannie

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  3. taylor does seem to have this tendency of putting her private life public through her songs, i kinda like taylor at first but her music starts to sound almost the same lately...

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  4. Well lets mark that down as third fuck you song from Taylor Swift. First one about the Jonas Brother, then Kayne, and now John Mayer. Your right at least these guys are giving her material to write about but now it's either love songs or eff you songs. And really Taylor Swift really did you HONESTLY thing John Mayer was going to sleep with you and stick around. He's an asshole. I guess a charming asshole but an asshole all the same. Honestly I'm kinda sick of this chick. I thought she was cute at first and now she's just straight up annoying.

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  5. I think that's why I like TS - she writes about her experiences. but she's dumb for even letting JM near her, cause he only wants ONE thing from a woman...and it ain't LOVE. LOL

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  6. Nice song and most I love y blog! :)

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  7. wait, isn't Taylor Swift like 16?
    Young and old, this guy wants them.
    yuck.
    Daniela@D,etc

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  8. i actually love taylor swift's songs .. but i do feel like she's sooo cheesy at times :/

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  9. I was skeptical about the news of them hooking up, but this song has John Mayer's name written ALL over it! I don't what all these women see in John Mayer. He must be AMAZING in the bedroom because he's just soo fugly to me!

    And even though I ♥ Taylor Swift's album (not so much her live performances), she's starting to sound like Bitter Betty. If all these guys are dumping you left and right, it's not them, it's YOU!

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  10. lmao I love how u compared her to one u used to know XD

    and meh Im not a fan of taylor swift

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  11. I liked Taylor Swift at first, but when she started to write about how a guy dumped her in the past over and over again..it's already becoming quite annoying...bitter much?

    she's reminds me of a girl in my class, the "sweet and innocent" girl with the bitchy attitude.

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  12. haha... your country song made me giggle :)

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  13. I love Taylor Swift and think she's a sweetie and all but how dumb is she to think that John Mayer would treat her nice?

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  14. lol! i'm actually not a fan of taylor swift...whatever is all i can say.

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  15. LOL so funny!

    As Panda Eyes mentioned. I liked her when she started, but now I'm so over her. She's got no imagination, she's boring and all her songs sound the same at this point. Get over yourself Taylor, geez.

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  16. yeah, i mean, don't we all know about john mayer by now? didn't she read about jessica simpson like the rest of us?

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  17. i have no idea where i was but i missed the rumour about them dating....i kinda love that she writes her songs about douchey guys....lol

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  18. That's a surprisingly dark song coming from Taylor Swift! I do admire her for writing her own songs though, and for how she's able to tell a story through lyrics. So many pop songs on the radio these days are vacuous and cliched.

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  19. Love that she did this- no one should date him after he does what he does to all these celeb girls!

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  20. I like Taylor Swift but I don't know how she can put songs out that are so obviously about her love life O_O It'd make me squirm >< and JM....ugh. At first I felt sorry for him and was like, oh all these girls venting about him in public cuz they lost such a great guy. Now it's pretty clear how fast he's going through them he just wants to get laid -___- *Shudder* he may be a good musician but he does not have a face I'd want to wake up to every morning :P

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  21. I like Taylor Swift, but seriously she needs to knock this shit off. Seriously.

    She's not 12 years old playing her gi-tar (spelled incorrectly on purpose for the record) for the folks down at the saloon anymore. It's time to snap out of it. It's John Mayer - he basically beds anything that walks.

    I get that she's young, but COME ON - she can READ and she can SEE the trail he's left behind him. He's sick and she got suckered. Sad.

    Can you imagine? Minka Kelly, JSimpson, JAnniston, JLoveHewitt...he picks the easy targets. I don't mean that in a mean way - he just does. He's a disgusting pig.

    that's all.

    xoxo,
    Carrie

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  22. You Crack. Me. Up! I love Taylor and think J.M. is a douche (I knew a guy like him in college) although I do love his song "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room." ; )

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  23. they both bug me! I thought the tabloids swore he was back with jenny from the beach? oh well I guess that was last week! xoxo

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  24. Oh I read about this a few days ago.. Seriously John Mayer? ..Oh well guess that was her preference at the time. I always saw her as a goodie good though.. I'm kind of sick of Taylor Swift.. =O

    Love your posts girl! You're hilarious. =P

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  25. Maybe he didn't sleep with her, maybe she's crazy!!! I don't know what it's like to sleep with a girl and dump her, but I've met crazy. I was just a kid when it happened (I've been married since I was practically still a kid). Maybe that would be a good post--"Why are some girls crazy???" LOL

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  26. This is a beautiful post!!!I love your blog and I follow you...my name's Martina and I come from Italy...I would like you visit my fashion blog and you follow me...I wait you and your suggestions!kISS KISS =D

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  27. nice song! =)

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  28. hahahha! i'd love to hear a happily-married-two-kids-with-apple-pie-baking-in-the-oven kind of song. Aren't most country songs about stuff like that anyway (sorry if this is a generalization). I remember when I went to Florida with my best friend (who's white) and her family, we were listening to country songs and one was "she thinks my tractors sexy" and i was like "what kind of innuendo is that!!?!?" and they said "uhhh no... she literally thinks his tractor is sexy" hahaha!

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  29. :/ ironic if this turned into a top 40 song. john mayer looks so sleazy but i fall for his voice every time

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  30. LOL ur true with the lyrics of the songs hahaha i think it'll be boring if that's what it goes with every artist being inlove or being dump!I didn't know Taylor dated Mayer .. am so late about the gossips! Wow i know what you mean with those girls putting such status over and over again FB, Msn etc.. they annoy me! can't they have anything to do and say instead of being like a horrible Cinderella hehehe..

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  31. but... John Mayer is so old :O lol!

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  32. Ouch, hope she didn't really get played by a douche.. no girl deserves that no matter how naive, me thinks.

    lol I can see what you mean though.. her heart is out on her sleeves, or songs in this case!

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  33. i haaaaaaate John Mayer! I cannot stand him with a passion, I think he's a total douchebag and not good looking at all! but that's just my opinion :P

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  34. I really don't get why these celebrities keep falling for John Mayer. arrrrggghhh. His reputation is well known, I kind of want to say it their own fault for falling for his BS!

    and your right, a broken heart does make for better country song lyrics.

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  35. Thought by now everyone knows Taylor's songs are based on her life. Perhaps John didn't get that memo??

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  36. I am offically taking back the "maybe she's crazy" card. I want to save it to play for a fellow who can be defended. Whatever happened, I'm not defending Mayer--no way! =)

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  37. Meh. First, I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift and I never will be. Something about her bugs me. Can't quite put my finger on it... maybe it's her who writing songs about her famous exes bit that bugs me. She reminds me of a princessy Avril! Second, she should have seen it coming. John Mayer is, and always, will be that douche bag that gives the ladies the "wham bam" treatment.

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  38. Wow, crazy... I wonder who she'll write about on her next album...


    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  39. you are so funny Pop! I had no clue about this John-Taylor affair, poor girl but indeed it will give better lyrics to her songs and did she really have to call it Dear John? What about Dear Douchebag!
    xoxo
    Catita

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  40. I don't know but there's something about Taylor Swift that irritates me. She is so.... Perfetct...

    Well... I have a giveaway at my blog, stop by if you want. Kisses

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  41. Hahahaha, that would be a lame country song, I agree. But I had no idea those two were an item. How could John mess with America's sweetheart? I bet karma will hunt him down for this.

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  42. Thanks for commenting my post! Do you like Taylor Swift? "Dear John" lyrics sound funny to me! XDXD

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  43. lol your blog always entertains me because of all the thoughts u put into it!! xDD
    i actually used to love taylor swifts music but then it just kinda got repetitive and samee.....!!!

    xx mooshichui.blogspot.com

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  44. I kinda feel sorry for her. First Kanye took her prize and then Mayer dumped her.xx

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  45. I read this just the other day and was kinda furious about what mayer did!! Well, either way, Taylor has the lyric that that speaks to the whole world well!!

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  46. hahaha I've never been a fan of Taylor Swift's lyrics since it's so straight up but I love her melodies. :)

    Haha I wonder how John Mayer reacted to this song.

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  47. Taylor is pretty naive, but i salute her for being so straight forward. Great post btw.

    xoxo, http://heelsandwedges.blogspot.com

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  48. You took it all out already! Those whiny type of girls! I was once so pissed that I unfriended her like literally! Then she started to whine to other friends about me! lol but whatever. I wonder how she was almost always the victim in all her love life turned to songs experiences, maybe she got a problem herself, such a fiasco. Maybe I was just being bitter d: And about John, if it's for real that she got played by Mr. Mayer, it was her own fault because the whole world know how douche he is!

    Have an awesome weekend, darl (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  49. I <3 Taylor Swift.I totally can't wait till her cd comes out... this monday! :D

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  50. hahah! I know right! :P I wouldn't want to hear all the happy crap :P

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  51. Joh Mayer is a douche -_- Or at least that's his image in the media...

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