November 30, 2010

Because Kim Kardashian Is Important

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian walking out of a building. Starting tomorrow, Kim will stop tweeting along with Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and KongK until Alicia Keys make 1 million for the Keep a Child Alive foundation. Don’t worry, I'm sure we will see a lot more of Kim running her errands of buying Canesten and cucumbers and walking in and out of buildings like this with paparazzi conveniently around her taking pictures.

If you would like to help PAY to get Kim Kardashian back on Twitter then text "KIM" to 90999. I know I'm missing her tweets about those diet pills and her reality shows already. Seeing this is all about Kim, if Alicia Keys want us regular people to drain our bank account and downgrade our groceries to No Name and PC products for the next week then she should have gotten Kim to release another porn once $1 million has been raised. What! It's not like we haven't seen her naked before, and at least this time she's doing for the children. Think of the children!