November 30, 2010

Because Kim Kardashian Is Important

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian walking out of a building. Starting tomorrow, Kim will stop tweeting along with Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and KongK until Alicia Keys make 1 million for the Keep a Child Alive foundation. Don’t worry, I'm sure we will see a lot more of Kim running her errands of buying Canesten and cucumbers and walking in and out of buildings like this with paparazzi conveniently around her taking pictures.

If you would like to help PAY to get Kim Kardashian back on Twitter then text "KIM" to 90999. I know I'm missing her tweets about those diet pills and her reality shows already. Seeing this is all about Kim, if Alicia Keys want us regular people to drain our bank account and downgrade our groceries to No Name and PC products for the next week then she should have gotten Kim to release another porn once $1 million has been raised. What! It's not like we haven't seen her naked before, and at least this time she's doing for the children. Think of the children!


51 comments:

  1. You never fail to make me laugh. Funny as usual. :P

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  2. LOL at the last part!
    OMG!
    hahahaha!

    & also her buying Canesten!
    XD

    too funny!
    i can't stop laughing!

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  3. Hahahah you're too funny! Kim Kardashian= not my fav D lister. I thought she was the girl from the Pussy Cat Dolls for the longest time and then when I found out she wasn't I was like "huh? who is she then?"

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  4. hahaha this is such a funny post...I stopped following her already in twitter...hehehee so i do not really care though but Alicia Keys cause is good...

    this is such a great posts!!!

    Kisses
    Sweet
    PensandLens

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  5. LOL! The cause is good but I don't think the way to raise the money is appealing!

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  6. i think more celebs should stop tweeting for the cause too.

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  7. how random?!? she will do anything to get her big a$$ in the spotlight.

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  8. Ahahaha Kim..
    She makes me laugh, I have to admit, I quite like her.
    Purely for the stupid publicity stunts and endless vapid entertainment.
    Bonnie x

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  9. This is hilarious...really!...I do have to admit that at least she is doing something for a good reason...though I´d prefer paying for Lady Gaga xD

    http://fiercepty.blogspot.com/

    xx
    Andy

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  10. she is looking more like her mom everyday. chloe is so faded behind kim.

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  11. Bwahahaha! I love your idea more!

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  12. so the way I understand it is, give us your money or else? Man I thought the TSA was working on this whole terrorism thing, or that's wot they told me when they were groping my junk.
    On the other hand, I would donate just so they'll keep quiet xD

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  13. You're such a character that it makes me giggle! :P As long as it's for a good cause!

    Is it just me or has anyone else noticed how unflattering that photo is for Khloe?

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  14. Omg, that's so ridiculous. Of course, she will do anything that get her some positive attention. I guess it's better than hearing about who she is currently dating.

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  15. Ha ha! I'd pay her to stay OUT of the public eye! Want to help me raise money for charity that way???

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  16. Hilarious post! It really is all about Kim, isn't it?

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  17. oh she grosses me out beyond belief. so plastic. eew. i feel dirty looking at it.

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  18. lol, so people actually care if they stopped tweeting? oh god.

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  19. I think this is a very good initiative!! hope Alicia Keys raises a lot of money :)

    xxx

    lifeisroyalty.blogspot.com

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  20. LOL!!!!! @ Seeing this is all about Kim, if Alicia Keys want us regular people to drain our bank account and downgrade our groceries to No Name and PC products for the next week then she should have gotten Kim to release another porn once $1 million has been raised. What! It's not like we haven't seen her naked before, and at least this time she's doing for the children. Think of the children!


    Smh, FIRST things FIRST ---> Khloe "I was teased as a child and called Miss Piggy!" K, in the back is looking like she had too much ketchup or HIGH salt with her meal. Well she's married to a basketball player so I guess she gets a pass right? Right, smh. Secondly, Kim K is like a bad record that continously to skip on the worst part! I bore with seeing her and her inflated @ss being interviewed playing cards saying cute stuff "I'm here to win" ...Win what? Another Youtube video? Next. She's pretty but talentless. She and the other celebrities can stay off of Twitter until the Lord Thy God shall return. It's TWIITER. Celebrities kill me trying to use "simple stuff" to change the world in which they can do (financially) in seconds. Unless, it's "cheating" to use their own money....*drops mic*

    Hope you're having a NON-rainy day unlike me, HA.

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  21. wait wah? they're gonna stop tweeting just to have alicia keys reach one million dollars for charity? well, i guess it's a statement, but that's kinda funny. it shows how much people like tweeting. i'm not a tweeter xD i find it complicated. yeah, i'm weird.

    oh and LOL @ "Think of the children"

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  22. This whole 'no tweeting for charity' is highly bizarre... aren't there any better or more innovative ways to raise money? I'm sure people would more likely pay to keep her off Twitter. One day someone will tell me why any Kardashian is famous or deserves to be in the headlines constantly. I'm still stumped on that one...

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  23. Is that what this is all about? Who cares if they stop tweeting! They should just stop in general and donate money to us for putting up with it thus far.

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  24. hahaha you got me at the downgrade of products using President's Choice! Might have left Canada almost 4 years ago but I know my brands or lower brands shall I say!
    xoxo
    Catita

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  25. Hilarious. Why dont they donate some a million since they are so rich instead of trying to drain us. Did u also read the scandal about the Kardashian Pre-Paid credit card? The Kardashians are ridiculous money hungry bitches. I don't know why Kim is so popular? Her makeup and clothes is nice yes but its not like she does it herself. The credit should go to the makeup artist and stylist. Why don't ppl see this?

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  26. Dude did you see her naked pics n the W magazine. Her ariola (dunno how how to spell that) and butt is huuuge lol. But I still love her!! My bf said if I had a chance, I will cheat on him with Kim haha! I know a lot of people hates the Kardashians but I LOVE HER! I think I've said that enough.

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  27. yeah think of the children! LOL =D

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  28. LOL!! My mom loves Kim Kardashian but I don't know why she's so important -I guess anyone who has a sex tape can be important. =P But you're right, if she released another one when $1 million was raised, they'd reach their goal so quickly! Who cares about celebs not tweeting -do I REALLY need to know unimportant little details of their daily lives? No.

    I really do hope they reach their goal though. So many children and people in general are suffering from AIDS, cancer, etc.

    And who is KongK?! Am I the only one who doesn't know who that is?

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  29. lol OMG you're so funny ! Great post :)
    xoxo

    Mlle Trendy

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  30. :)) What? Tweets about pills and reality shows? I was missing out on so much, oh the torture, please make her come back. I cannot handle silent treatment well.

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  31. oh wow lol you are too much. "think of the children" lmao i haven't seen these ads, but i keep hearing about them. it's a good idea, i must admit. but (in a sick way) wouldn't it be funny if we were a few buck short of the goal and never had to see those stupid tweets again? YAY!

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  32. Heh heh will be chuckling over this for some time

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  33. I'm torn...raising the money helps children and keeping Kim out of the public eye also helps children. Hmmm...I'll give money to some kids on the street instead.

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  34. "Think of the Children" hahaha! need to quote that. At least she has a big heart to save millions of real lives affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. I like this post. Sure you do missing her tweets. hahaha :) Up for this people! :)

    Have a nice day!
    ellenreviews.blogspot.com

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  35. hahaha! great side comments!

    i dont even follow her on twitter so i dont care if she stops tweeting :P

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  36. omg =)) i love kim posts like this :))

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  37. I saw headlines of this but didn't bother to read on it because it left out the part where it's for charity. now, this is an interesting way to raise money. haha 'think of the children'! but what about those people who don't want her back on twitter haha

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  38. The sad part is that people would pay to read her boring tweets... and they would pay a lot. Maybe that will be a source of income for B-celebs in the future.

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  39. wow, my girl khloe is looking huge back there!

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  40. I know!! She's soooo annoying on Twitter, but I have to follow. She's my celeb soulmate (we share a birthday!). Though I had to remove Khloe and Kourtney. There's only so much self-promotion I can tolerate.

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  41. I don't get this whole no twittering for charity. I would spend money on them, but I guess there are people who will. I love Kim K's fashion sense. I'm not really into Alicia since the whole "getting knocked up by a married man" fiasco. At least it's for a good cause?

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  42. I just don't get this, the entire raising money by quitting Twitter and related BS indefinitely. Aren't these people making a fortune already? lol

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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