November 3, 2010

Candice Swanepoel for Kardashian's Beach Bunny Swimwear

Here is the beautiful Candice Swanepoel modeling for the Kardashian’sBeach Bunny Swimwear”. I am no designer but doesn’t this look more like lingerie than swimwear? Other than making a porno, who puts on their swimsuit with lace gloves and stockings and then lie on a bed with satin sheets?

Since Kim is too busy with the real important stuff like sleeping around, posing nude and babysitting Bieber, hiring a Victoria’s Secret model for the shoot is probably the smartest move that Kourtney Kardashian made, oppose to getting Kong Khole Kardashian to model them. Cuz the last I checked, the thought of bestiality or dressing up a gorilla in sexy lingerie is still highly frown upon in North America.




62 comments:

  1. wow, these are great. i don't care much for the Kardashian’s but i am sure they had little to nothing to do with the design of these.

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  2. Wow. I agree......these are great pics...but definitely looks more like lingerie to me....

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  3. I'm surprised the Kardashians aren't pimping these swimsuits themselves, but I agree...great move! But I also agree that they would probably only look appropriate on South Beach...not sure how they would fair at the family beaches here in Jersey!

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  4. I second that! These Kardashian’s “Beach Bunny Swimwear” look more of a lingerie-ish type! =D

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  5. I really like the pictures, but that doesn't change the fact that the "swimming suits" are glorified lingerie and slutty. I think all of these would look rather horrible on any one of the Kardashians themselves....

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  6. whoa i think this fits more as a seductive lingerie! hehehe Maybe the designer must have switch labels for calling this a swimwear.. i couldn't imagine wearing this in public beach :P too much.. and ur indeed right! Whats with the kardashians?

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  7. whoah, thats swimwear? i never would have guessed!

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  8. They definitely look more like lingerie than anything else.

    As for meetup: Maybe this week won't work out after all. :( I'm sorry! I have Friday off (Nov 12th) if you're available maybe we can meet sometime during the day? Send me an e-mail, might be easier to get in touch that way!

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  9. these photos burned my esteem, of what is left of it..xDD

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  10. Whoa-ho-hoa... If this is swim wear then my bikinis are jammies! :O

    This is the kind of swim wear that only lanky models can sport. "Normal" sized girls a.k.a those who are far from a size 0 can't sport that. That's so unflattering. :))

    Khloe "Kong"! LMAO. I'm sorry but she looks like a tranny.

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  11. When's the last time you wore a mask to a beach? This "swimwear" is something you'd wear to an S&M or Swingers party, not a pool party.

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  12. Swim wear?!
    I agree, these photos are WAY more lingerie style ... Oh GOD.

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  13. Ouch! Kong? I gotta admit I never watched the Kardashians because I get bored with MTV ppl. Those photos are hot but def don't look like bathing suits.

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  14. looks like a lingerie than bathing suits :/

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  15. Yeah... stockings and swimsuits totally go together... but yes, it loks like lingerie!!

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  16. No one's gonna wear that as swimwear. That's ridiculous. :S They should just sell these as lingerie.

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  17. lol...yes khloe modeling the bikini would cause the opposite effect of sales going up! i agree, definitely looks more lingerie than bikinis!

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  18. eeeewww that's swimwear? eeeewwwww. It looks like trashy stripper wear... ew.

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  19. yay you should consider getting some orange blushes, they will make you look healthy :D

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  20. They look very sexy. Love your post! : )

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  21. You're right, this looks more like lingerie...
    XX.

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  22. those pieces look sexy and all,
    but swimwear?
    i'm gonna have to agree with you..
    it's more like lingerie.

    reply to your comment:
    yeah, i think montag looked great pre-surgery..
    it's a shame to see a natural beauty get slaughtered.

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  23. These look more like some creepy bondage photos...

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  24. The pics are great but it doesn't looks like swimsuit to me

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  25. LOL! "Kong" Khole Kardashian!! I thought I was the only one who thinks so!

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  26. It does look like lingerie, but nowadays people are going to the beach in clothing that barely covers anything.

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  27. Hi Pop!

    Thank you so much for following my blog, I am also the newest fan of your great blog. You say what everyone is thinking and it's very refreshing LOL. Candice S. is def. hot since she's already a VS model. I agree that the general line of swim wear looks like lingerie though.

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  28. oh i wear stockings when i swim all the time! naturally. literally laughed out loud at your comment about khloe, burn. xx

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  29. Holy crap...ummmm...classy?? Haha! There is no way I could be seen in public wearing one of these suits. :S

    But yeah, hiring a model was a wise decision. And your comment about Khloe was hysterical. Your I-don't-give-a-damn humor is just one of the reasons I love you! :)

    PS. Loving this Adam Lambert song! xo

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  30. really great pictures but truely fo swiming I am surprised about swimfashion in usa

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  31. wow last time i checked bathing suits were all neon and made of spandex and whatever other water resistant materials...these look nothing like bathing suits and would totally belong in a Victoria Secrets of Fredericks of Hollywood catalog!


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  32. Scandalous but very sexy! I don't know if I would wear this to a public pool- probably more like an intimate and isolated beach with the beau!

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  33. haha I'm not sure if the Kardashians were involved in designing these :p

    but I like the pictures a lot :)

    xxx

    lifeisroyalty.blogspot.com

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  34. I mean if the goal was for the men to buy lingerie I mean swimsuits for their female companion than I call this ad a success.

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  35. i agree, this does not look like swimwear at all!

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  36. Yeah, definitely misleading. That's the first time I've seen swimwear being campaigned far away from any beach or pool, aside from the whole stay-ups and lace gloves look. But as you said, it could have been worse if Khloe had modeled them.... oh man.

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  37. uhh I totally agree...modeling is NOT Khloe's forte at all :\

    CS makes these swimsuits look pretty couture but omg, who could (or would) actually wear this to the beach...not to mention your tanlines would be so odd...

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  38. stunning and striking images!
    loving your blog:)

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  39. These do look like lingerie. Trashy for the beach, don't you think?


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  40. wow those look great! really love the lace and it should be great for bedroom too

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  41. i guess i've been going to the beach in my grannie's panties.

    as if anyone in their right bloody mind is going to wear this to the beach. good grief. those broads are out their damn minds

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  42. Swimwear? It looks more like bedroom wear--I support the idea!!! Hahaha!

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  43. Woaaah, there's very few women who'd look hot sporting these kind of bikinis. But you know....I don't hate on good looking chicks that wanna wear lingerie type bikinis at a beach :)
    Realistically though, you probably shouldn't go swimming in over half of these....especially in tropical salt water. Oh gosh, the embellishments would probably fall off or rust from the salt - opps, there goes $200 :S

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  44. from looking at the pics, i would more likely to want to wear that prancing around the house looking sexy for my man lol!!

    def doesn't make me want to jump in the water

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  45. More lingerie than swimwear but then who knows perhaps there are some people who wear this stuff on the beach!!

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  46. O_O swimwear nowadays so do not look like swimwear anymore... but it's very nice nonetheless XD

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  47. Hahahaha your comments on the kardashians made me laugh so hard :))

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  48. I couldn't agree more??!! Were they drunk while designing these or just put it down wrongly? Who in the world would wear such thing on the beach or pool?? lol they look more like those fetish costumes in an adult store!

    Have another awesome day! (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  49. PS - I really DON'T support the idea!

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  50. She's so hot! The model that is... hehe~ Yup, I agree it looks more like a lingerie.

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  51. Oh, yeah! I don´t think this looks like swimwear. It is too much, right?

    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

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  52. What badly designed outfits!! Lingerie / bathing suits/ whatever they are -- good luck selling them!! For halloween maybe haha! :)

    Just dropping by! I love your blog!


    Shari of Aviator Shades

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  53. I was expecting to see Kardashians but I guess they decided not to model.

    Love Nana

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  54. Great pictures!But this really looks more like lingerie...

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  55. Swimwear? This shit looks like lingerie.

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  56. Ok, you crack me up. You would have been a great date to the Zurich fashion shows!

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  57. ha ha ha seriously your jokes kill me! One of the reasons I love visiting your site.
    and I really had no idea that was swimwear. I'll take a traditional bikini over weird tan lines any day.

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  58. Umm, I really like her hair in these photos!!! =) And the suit with the gem detailing on the side of the swim bottoms is kind of pretty, in a "I'll wear it to bed with the next hunk that walks into my life" kind of way.

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