November 17, 2010

Christina Aguilera and Cher for Burlesque Premiere

If you noticed more glitter, eye dust and a whiff of scandalousness in the air it’s just the smog residue carried by the wind from Hollywood on Monday night. Horatio Caine from CSI:Miami almost had to be called for some chemical terrorist attack on Christina Aguilera and Cher during the opening night of Burlesque.

Seeing Cher flaunt her ancient boobs in a push up bra isn’t very nice but you have to admit that she looks great for her age. Women like Cher is the reason I keep harassing my sister to go into plastic surgery when she gets in med but noooo, she wants to like save people’s lives instead of giving me free Botox. So selfish! Christina, on the other hand, looks like she ripped off Snooki’s hair and bleached it blonde. It wouldn’t be hard to rob from an oompa loompa. Just yoink it from their head, push them down a hill and watch them roll away like a yummy orange gumball …

Stay tuned for Burlesque review on Pop Champagne this Friday.






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55 comments:

  1. haha your sister might change her mind. Call me if she does give free Botox *wink

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  2. I do want to see this movie. I'm a sucker for these Moulin Rouge & Chicago types. Cher needs to tuck her boobs back in but yeah I'll give her credit too she looks damn good for her age! I don't like Aguilera dress tho cuz it makes her look like shes pregnant. Can't wait to hear your take on the movie!!

    Melanie's Randomness

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  3. Ya Christina's hair totally looks like Snooki. Its too bad that your sis can't go into plastic surgery so you can get free work done.

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  4. Cher looks amazing for her age but Christina Aguilera... she looks too artificial.
    XX.

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  5. LOL I just realized how bad that sounds. You TOTALLY dont need work done, it's just funny how you said that hehe.

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  6. "she wants to like save people’s lives instead of giving me free Botox. So selfish! " - LOL =)

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  7. A little disturbing when Cher and Christina actually look like they're the same age. And that's partly a compliment to Cher, but seriously... I think Christina would look a lot younger if she didn't wear half as much make-up! And yeah, the hair's not a good look...

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  8. Lol!! This movie is going to be a hot mess and I LOVE IT!! Can't wait to see it...on DVD of course! I wouldn't pay $10 to see this crap in theatres :) BTW - I'm following you on twitter! Welcome to the dark-side!

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  9. Actually, on these photos I find Christina looks better than Cher. Cher looks like an ugly plastic doll. I saw the trailer and some scenes from the movie yesterday and I can't even tell what emotions is on her face because it always looks the same.

    Though I do agree Christina's hair looks boring. It would have looked better pulled up. But the dress looks good!

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  10. I love how fake Christina looks. She always looks like a wax doll. I'm not interested in the movie, but I think Christina will put on a good show.

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  11. You right lol ... snookie ahahahaha
    xx
    Rosa

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  12. U are so right! LOL!

    Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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  13. geez Cher's looked the same for ages now. christina's dress is gorgeous! she kinda looks like she gained some weight? her face looks fuller... can't wait to hear the review!
    ps. following you on twitter now :)

    suzy
    Beneath the Glass

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  14. I actually like christina's blonde hair. When I saw the name cher, i though you were talking about cher lloyd from x factor! This Cher really needs Gok Wans help. :}

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  15. OMG julie u r hilarious! lol i kinda wanna see that movie, but im sure nobody would want to go see it with me, esp my bf.

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  16. Hahaha, selfish indeed, those people in Emergency Room can wait, the real emergency is the beauty of a woman that fades away. But we are not vain, we will grow old with dignity, we won't end up looking like Barbie.

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  17. FYI they are using Botox in hospital for medical reasons... so even if your sister decides to save lives, she will have access to it :) Cher does look really good for her age. Xtina is pretty cute too...I can't wait for your review on the movie. Part of me wants to see it cause I love musicals and the other is not too sure how good it will be. xo
    BTW, thanks for adding me on your blogroll! I appreciate it a lot... when the holidays come and I have time to play on photoshop, I'll be doing the same for you.

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  18. I love how you always have your ways with words which makes me want to keep reading!

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  19. HAHA. Awe.. Cher does look great.. Even if she flaunts it. AHHA! I actually want to see this movie. Christina looks good int he movie. I guess I like her natural beauty. She looks different when I saw the trailer.

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  20. Buahaha ancient boobs and snooki rip off! your funny

    nancyxo

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  21. i can't wait to see this movie! =)

    http://pinkchampagnefashion.blogspot.com/

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  22. Oh good, I wasn't the only one who thought "Snooki went blonde?!" after seeing that first Xtina (is she still calling herself that nowadays?) photo.
    Gawd, Cher, no, just no, not even if you really Believe it looks good on you.

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  23. Lots of boobies at that premiere! I can't wait to see this movie!

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  24. "Women like Cher is the reason I keep harassing my sister to go into plastic surgery when she gets in med but noooo, she wants to like save people’s lives instead of giving me free Botox. So selfish!" LOL..!!!

    I love Christina but she DOES look different for some reason. Oh well, still love her. She's so talented! I watched the trailer for this like 6 times in a row.

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  25. Christina looks great with some meat on her D:

    and wow cher... talk about mutton dressing up as lamb XD harsh but really how much cleavage do you wanna show?!

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  26. ohhhhh snookie, you're so right....too bad :(

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  27. I thought burlesque died with Gysy Rose Lee? As a guy, I think I'm obligated to see the movie, but I'm afraid. What if Cher exposes herself? I mean, I couldn't even look at her in the pictures you posted. But I did noticed the green dress is not very flattering to CA.

    Remember CA's Lady Marmalade video? That had a burlesque quality to it. There was a moment in it that scared me a little. CA was singing and walking towards the camera, but with her then-boney legs bent in a weird way. She kind of looked like a spider making its way across a web to eat a fly. Creepy!

    I guess I'll just skip the movie.

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  28. PS - Selfish family members are so annoying. Silly girl!!! =)

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  29. I agree that Cher looks great for her age and I think she better than Christina there. Christina is very pretty but always wears the most stanky makeup and looks cheap LOL, that was mean XD

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  30. Christina looks really pretty in her dress!

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  31. Hey! =)

    First, YES...you finally have joined Twitter! Following ya!!

    Secondly, before I ever read the post I was thinking "Xina sure looks like a pregnant Snooki {inlove with Peanut&Pickles} with a splash of pie-face Amanda Bynes. I wish she would go back to the snow white coloured bob, red lipstick and simple wear....she's stating to look "very stressed." But I guess when you have millions you can go for look of "very stressed" at Red Carpet Events and "I'm fatigued with LIFE" while walking the streets of Beverly Hills. Ahhhhh, the bad side of Hollywood.


    twitter.com/tuesdainoelle

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  32. Christina is resembling snooki a little bit, even her face kinda lol

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  33. TWITTER!! omg it took me awhile to "get into it" but oh man it's addicting ><

    cher does look good...her boobs are perkier than mine xD

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  34. Christina looks terrible, that hair is really bad, and she is kind of looking like snooki, her face I mean. which is creepy (and wth would anyone want that??)

    fashionatemybrains.blogspot.com

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  35. what is Xtina trying to do in the last pic? lol

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  36. CA looks preggers in that dress. Cher is the best, I love that she keeps on rockin it defying age and it's parameters set by society. I'm interested to see if the movie is any good...

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  37. Omg! That totally IS Snooki's hair bleached blonde! And that is not not not a compliment. Anything to do with Snooki is never a compliment.

    http://red-soledfashionista.blogspot.com/

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  38. I'm a huuuuuge Xtina fan, but she just looks so.. orange.. and cakey.. and... not like herself. >_<"

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  39. Xtina looks...different. I can't pinpoint it but it's there. SMH.

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  40. You are so right- I did think it was Snooki at first! As for Cher, she's the reason I'm not scared of growing older :)

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  41. i love what you said about christina's hair! you are so totally right, i am laughing out loud right now! :D

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  42. hahaha oompa loompa! cher still looks great for her age. :)

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  43. The only thing I like are the color of the dresses.

    cupcakesandcosmopolitans.blogspot.com

    $armin<3

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  44. You're hilarious! ;D

    I love your posts! hahaha

    <3,
    Dana

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  45. Christina looks good in green dress! I can't wait to see this movie... hehe~

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  46. what the! Is that Aguillera there? I barely noticed her... She's got big changed on how she looks and i guess weight too? I think so yeah.. last time i see her she's a lil bit skinnier than this.. but she sure looked stunning with the green gown there! :)

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  47. Did I hear something about botox? WHERE?
    hahha jk!
    Yes it's a little bit unfair that Cher looks younger than me! Haha so I guess youth can be purchased after all!

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  48. LOL!!! once again a funny post xDD!!
    i love your comments
    I actually like Christina when she had that vintage look but now she just looks trashy again :(

    www.mooshichui.blogspot.com

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  49. I'm not to fond of Christina, especially after her divorce. She and Brittany gives marriage a bad name. I wouldn't be surprise if Katty and Russell also get a divorce.

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  50. oh wow. she kinda does look like snooki in that one shot. yikes. whatever, i still dig her voice.

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  51. i so want to see the movie! both of them look fantastic!

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  52. eek... i think cher kinda over did it with her breasticles >< a little too much than I want to see haha :P

    and is it just me or does christina look all bloated in these pictures? O_O
    I'll be waiting to read your review! :P

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  53. char's ancient boobs :)) omg you crack me up like no other :))

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  54. I dont think her hair looks like Snooki's... She has always done the big hair thing. Snooki probably saw it on Christina and decided she liked big hair.

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