November 11, 2010

Demi Lovato Is Good At Snorting Coke (because she got bullied)

Gossip magazines are trying to keep in business by nominating Demi Lovato as the latest Disney cocaine snorting star since Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab. Since Demi's rehab news, Life& Style reports:

“She was doing line after line like a pro — and she was 17 at the time,” he tells Life & Style, recalling the wild party they attended after a concert by the band Neon Indian at the Granada Theater in Dallas. “I just remember her doing it as if she had been doing it for a long time. It didn’t seem like something new to her.”Insiders say the pain of her breakup with Joe Jonas — and the fact that they’re on the Camp Rock 2 tour together — further fueled her downward spiral.

“Demi’s been on a tear lately,” says an insider. “She’ll chug booze straight from the bottle.” Luckily for Demi, her mother and stepfather were quick to take action after they heard that she had punched a tour backup dancer in the face. “They overheard one of the dancers talking about it and freaked out,” says the insider. “They heard Demi was drinking, but the news that her partying was getting out of control shocked them — and they confronted her immediately.”

I love how people make a big deal out of this. Drinking booze straight from the bottle? I do that all the time, it saves another cup to wash. Demi dating Wilmer Valderrama? So he is a douche, but I definitely had a crush on him when I was in high school. Demi punching someone in the face? Tell me you're out of nuggets when I'm at McDonalds and you might see me doing this.

And all this is the result of how Demi was bullied in school. Really!? Would Microsoft exist if Bill Gates was a jock and had a cheerleading girlfriend? Would Mark Zuckerberg have created Facebook if he was the life of frat parties? Cuz I’d be saying “would you like sugar with your coffee?” instead if I had hung out with the “bullies” in high school, like what a lot of them are up to now. Everyone got bullied at some point. Just because you got bullied doesn’t give you a free pass to make poor life decisions. Now if someone just tell me why my neighbor's dog make the poor decision to eat dirt and then vomit on the yard- perhaps the dog has been bullied by other dogs as well.