November 1, 2010

Don't Ask Patricia Arquette about David Arquette

Since David Arquette and Courtney Cox got seperated but not getting a divorce, David's sister Patricia Arquette (who?) is annoyed at people asking her questions about her brother's marriage. At the Onexone Gala in NYC the other night, Patricia threw a PMS grenade at a crowd of paparazzi and responded with:

"How are you doing? How is your kid doing? Have you ever had anything happen in your life? What’s the worst thing that you’ve ever had happen to you? Do you ever masturbate? Have you ever had an abortion? I mean, can you imagine these kind of questions? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It’s not alright! It’s not alright!"

Okay so I get why she's annoyed. But the questions she asked, aren’t these pretty standard everyday questions? I got no problem answering those about myself with: “I’m ok. Do I know them? I had cereal this morning. Hearing Ms.YeastyBubble’s voice when I work with her which sounds like a whale giving birth. Like 10 times last night because I couldn’t sleep. Not that I know of.”

Patricia should have least ask things like “What is the mean, median and the mode? How does your blackberry establish a PPP connection with the network? What is the capital city of Nova Scotia? Do you really think that you'd be any different if you were instead a test tube baby?”

Now those are actual stunner questions. By the way, why are they asking Patricia all the questions about David (instead of why her show Medium got canned) when he was there posing for the pictures as well?

41 comments:

  1. Probably because they don't want to piss off David just incase he doesn't spill anything. I don't blame her having a go though, it must get pretty damn frustrating for everyone!!

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  2. still can't believe that david and courtney are separated though...

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  3. Yea can't believe they got seperated too cause they have been through so much together ... Well it's hollywood baby

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  4. Why should people ask her when they can directly ask her brother about it? -___-

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  5. Medium got canned??? ; )

    Cute post, made me laugh as always!

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  6. I'm really sad when I heard the new of the divorce, so sad

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  7. lol julie! you are hilarious. she's kind of weird i would have to say. i think the paparrazi just like to ask annoying questions to get a reaction like this !

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  9. Poor girl! You are funny! :)


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  10. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know every single detail about her brother's marriage anyway. Shouldn't she be grateful the paparazzi still know who the hell she is? Because I certainly haven't watched anything she's been in since Stigmata. I get that she's annoyed, but on the other hand, ignorance is bliss and there's really no point freaking out because of a few dumb reporters.

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  11. Yeah I like those two songs as well!! ^^

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  12. Aww.. I feel bad for David Arquette and Courtney Cox.
    And in reply to your comment- I was a vampire. ;)
    Fangs and all! Ahaha xx

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  13. Never watched Medium, but I do watch Cougar Town! I wonder which one of the guys Courtney was having the "emotional affair" with! And too bad for David and Courtney. Their marriage lasted long for Hollywood standards.

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  14. The paparazzi shouldn't be bombarding Patricia about her brother's relationship in the first place.

    Their marriage was longer than most Hollywood marriages! It's sad that it happened but better now than later on.

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  15. It just sounds like she's creating a lot of drama haha

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  16. Hey!

    LOL @ Questions Patricia should've ask.......I died @ being any different if you were a test tube baby, HA!

    BOO. Stigma star Patricia Arquette should just be glad that somebody notices that she's alive. I'm surprised the pazzi's didn't turn back with questions like "After so many rolls with the devil are you possessed?" "Will there be more rolls with the devil?" "Does he go by the name Lucifier or Satan...or that the same thing?" "Did you play a part into coaching Ashley Bell in Last Exocrism? "Did you dress as one of the characters you've protrayed on films for Halloween?" "What's your definition of style?" "Ummm..do you have style?" Ha, I mean they really could;ve got her back in so many ways. It's countless. Speaking of HER fashion, doesn't her outfit look like a cheap Vera Wang dress that was designed with the thought of Peter Pan in mind? Fashion ain't for everybody. ha.

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  17. I still can't believe the separated either -but I guess that's Hollywood for you. =( LOL.. I can't believe she flipped out like that but if I was really really tired of people asking annoying questions about myself or my family, I'd probably do the same. I don't know if I'd ask those exact questions.. but I'd probably flip out! =P

    Ahhhhh Ms.YeastyBubble -what on earth does she look like?! She sounds so horrible.

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  18. your questions are priceless. i'm going to remember those for when i get stopped by paparazzi. someday!
    hope your Halloween was good too :) i just traveled around, didn't even dress up!

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  19. Maybe she's just having a slight meltdown because everyone is asking about her brother and not her. Ah well, maybe I'd get a bit nutsy with being bombarded with questions too! But wait a minute, if I had her salary I might not mind ;)

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  20. I liked her in Stigmata...has she done anything else???

    10 times? My advice is

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  21. She is one protective sis, isn't she? And I'm looking up the capital of Nova Scotia right now!!

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  22. LOL. I'm only saying LOL because that actually made me laugh out loud. I love your brand of humor.

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  23. These do seem like pretty standard questions, I see your point! People always want a reason to complain, lol.

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  24. PS, I do like your version of the questions better. I must say, I would love to see you as an entertainment reporter for a day asking these EXACT questions to her ;)

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  25. Oh wait, I'm so stupid, that's what she said. Sorry, I am very tired. I thought you made that up. I'm going now. I promise not to post a 4th comment. Or will I... ?? lol.

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  26. well, at least she was in Stigmata which was awesome.

    sometimes under pressure you says things that are childish and don't think of something smarter until later. unfortunately this happened to her on camera.

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  27. She said the first part. You made up the second. I get it now. I'm not crazy or on drugs, I promise.

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  28. too bad for the separation! and i feel sorry to the sister too.. :P i know how she feels with all those pretty pressuring q's ..but she can always divert the q's to something like reverse thingy to the media..so instead of pissing herself off.. its the media to feel that way...

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  29. oh no I didn't know they were separating! Does any marriage last these days? wow.

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  30. i feel bad for the divorce.
    they were good for each other. i wonder why most actors/actresses make marriage sounds like a game?
    i mean, if they don't want to be serious in the first place, just live together.
    separations are bad, and being stalked after that is even worse, really.
    thank you for the great post:)

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  31. I love reading your post. They're very informative (fashion, celebrity gossip-wise) and funny. I agree, though. Those are simple, everyday questions. I guess she's just being a little over sensitive atm. haha

    But hell no, honey. My face is FARRRRRRR from flawless. I love camera flashes 8)

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  32. Yeah, I read about it, and I also wonder why she was so upset about it, and you are right, why the journalists never asked why her show was canned, seriously, this is weird...

    Great post!!! :)

    XOXO
    J

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  33. i was practically rolling off my chair reading this. you should be a paid gossip blogger - for reals. that bit about the mean, median and mode almost made me pee my pants i was laughing so hard.

    xoxo,
    carrie

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  34. and ps-what it in the hell does it mean - we're separated, but not getting a divorce, but the marriage is over?? i bet it means 'we're staying separated because i'm not giving his bitch ass half of my sandwich let alone my millions'

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  36. I had no idea these two got separated, where am I living? Under a rock? Anyway hope you had a great Halloween.

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  37. Thanks for making me laugh this morning! :)

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  38. Patricia looks beautiful in that pretty emerald color. And sometimes I would just wish people would mind their own business. The whole separation is just sad.

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  39. Medium was canceled? Damn sucks. I'd get annoyed if I was being asked the same shit all the time. She should just not say anything. Ignore them!

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