November 4, 2010

Katy Perry May Be Delusional

So Katy Perry is looking pretty good for the Holiday issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But as it turns out this may all just be Katy’s scheme on still trying to justify to the rest of us why she married Russell Brand. As she says in the magazine interview:

"I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father."..."We're at different places in our lives, but we can still grow together. He's thought-provoking, articulate, a real advocate. I also definitely wanted to have a laugh. I have all that in him."


Russell Brand as “a great man of God”? I’m sure he is as nice and proper as an ex heroin addict (now a reformed Buddhist) could be. But while Katy usually looks nice, Russell always look like some starved canine that has been sorting through people’s trash cans the night before garbage day. And unless Katy is talking about Leopold from Kate and Leopold, Batman’s butler, Jack from Titanic, the talking candle in Beauty and the Beast or even that random dude with an English accent who put your boyfriend in a suit at Moore’s for your prom, I think Katy might have gotten Russell Brand mixed up with another guy.


74 comments:

  1. I honestly don't really like Katy Perry. I think her music is lacking deeper content. I love how she stated that one of her more 'emotional' songs was about Travis McCoy. His comment in response? "Well at least ONE of her songs carries some meaning to it then.. Good for her" haha. Sorry. I know this was a bit off-topic. But yeah..

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  2. She is one weird person. I agree with you that Russel looks like some starved dog that needs a bath. But if they are happy with each other & make each other laugh then that's all the matters! I love this shoot of her too. She looks stunning!

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  3. ahahahah Delusional sums it up. I agree with comment 1 - I don't like her either. She also comes off as being just plain dumb too.

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  4. Honestly I really like Katy Perry and although Russell Brand wouldn't be my choice I'd say as long as they're both happy with each other who cares? Maybe their pairing is a little weird but maybe theirs will be the one that actually lasts. With the divorce rate being what it is, especially in Hollywood, I'd like to hope that one relationship, strange or not, can last.

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  5. she does look pretty good in those pics from the photoshoot but im still confused about what shes talking about. lol. man of god? ok yea...

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  6. katy looks so stunning in the photoshoot!

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  7. It actually surprised me that she really did marry him. But oh well, her life, her choice.

    Happy Thursday!:D

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  8. she looks quite pretty in the photoshoot!

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  9. i haven't quite formed an opinion on Katy Perry, other than she's pretty...but yeah, what was she thinking when she married that guy? That's show business for ya I guess ^_^.

    suzy

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  10. Addictions disgust me so I would never date someone like Russell Brand, but if Katy Perry is happy, good for her I guess :)

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  11. I hate to be a cynic, but we shall see how long this relationship lasts *sigh*. Russell's a bad boy and they can't be tamed, so I don't see this marriage going very long term...BUT crazier things have happened! She does look beautiful in this issue! She better enjoy her looks while she can because her singing sucks!

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  12. she looks gorgeous in this editorial.xx

    http://provocativecouture.blogspot.com/

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  13. You are too hilarious lady (and yeah they are quite a bit different).

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  14. i'm sorry what? great man of God? Russell Brand... Get Him to the Greek?! enough said. hahaha!

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  15. Great post hunnie....I cant believe she got married either.....

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  16. Oh one of those mysteries that is perhaps best left unsolved and just let time takes it due course. Converted buddhist and wedding in India was a bit contrived, non?

    Btw, no photos from OFW yet but got some shout-outs:

    http://twentyyork.blogspot.com/2010/11/preview-ofw.html

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  17. Wow I really don't like the cover shot at ALL! It looks like they aged her a couple of years! YIKES! But in the editoral spread she looks fantastic! Finally Katy Perry looking like a grown up and classic. And really russel brand as a man of god? That's def not what I think when I think of him....

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  18. thats really funny the way she decribed him!!! whatever....love is blind i guess?! haha

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  19. "Man of God" Uhh I'm so lost. Is she really talking about Russel Brand the same dude that makes a living saying vulgar disgusting jokes.

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  20. I don't exactly like or hate Katy Perry. I just wondering who the heck she is. I know her some of her songs... they were bubblegum. No good! I remember that cupcake as bra MTV with pink cotton candy clouds. These are about the only things I know about her. Oh and that famous behind the scenes with Elmo video on Youtube.

    She came over to Singapore a few months back and my sister says she's such a nice lady, even though all she got of Katy was so much of walking the same air in the corridor as Katy, just 12 hours later.

    The candlestick in Beauty and the Beast got me LoLing.

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  21. I dont think there is any way to justify marrying RBrand at all.

    xo

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  22. What the hell happened to her FACE on that cover!?! Photoshopped much??

    I'm kind of over her now, I mean, sure she's a great artist, but she's been everywhere all summer long, and her music is constantly played on radio... I'm kind of tired of always hearing about her. Kind of like Justin Bieber... Ugh.

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  23. She does sound like she's delusional. I still don't get why she's with Russel Brand.

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  24. haha i love how you tell it like it is!! i love ur blog more than any gossip magazine!! :) thats meant to be compliment..lol x

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  25. Katy is really pretty in the cover! She's just like a painting...
    I don't really like Russel too, but as we know that love is bling.. So it's hard to tell..

    Cheers,
    Dreamy Princess
    ~I wonder what it's like to live in Paris~

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  26. I mean, *Love is blind..xp

    Cheers,
    Dreamy Princess
    ~I wonder what it's like to live in Paris~

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  27. uhhh, iono how to respond to this, but agreed that russell is no man of God. well, perhaps to our eyes at least. But wish her all the best if she truly believes he is the right husband for her.

    and thatstarving dog comment was spot on!

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  28. We'll let her have her (25 year old) fun with this marriage to Russell.She can play house for a while...it won't last more than 2 years anyway.

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  29. I love it! Great photoshoots!

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  30. Russel Brand is a cool guy, but I don't get his jokes. Hope she does :P

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  31. Ya I don't really care about anything that comes out of her mouth, but she looks amazing....! especially that one of her wearing pants. Wow.

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  32. I didn't even know she got married :O

    I think Katy Perry is pretty, despite her taste in men. (How did that happen btw?! Egad.)

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  33. I really don't like her singing in live. She looks absolutely jaw dropping in these photos though! My favorite is the bow blouse with the dark blazer and pants.

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  34. Every time I see Russell in any tv interview I always wonder if that's really his true character or if his entire life is an act, the whole personna, you can never really tell who the guy really is... he is a totally "actor" type of person if that makes sense, and that makes him very hard to 'like' in my opinion. I assume all famous people hooks ups are for publicity..but that's just me.

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  35. Katy always look so fabulous! I can see why she was a choice costume for halloween! :)

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  36. Katy looks stunning in the photoshoot but her description of Russell Brand is confusing, sounds like she married a completely different guy or wanted to use big words in her description - advocate anyone?!

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  37. i think she's pretty but she annoys me for some reason...LOL

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  38. OMG those pics are outrageously PHOTOSHOPPED! Look at her legs in the piano shot!! That's not even humanly possible!!
    Not to mention, the front cover doesn't even look like her... geeeze Harper's, thought you were better than that!

    www.ericawark.com

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  39. She looks great here. Very different from her usual outfit..

    HAHA. You're funny, love! Love your posts!

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  40. They tied the knot already? Wow, that was pretty delusional of her indeed, Russel doesn't look like the type she described but hey, you can't judge a book by it's cover.

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  41. I think she is so pretty and don't understand why she married this horrendous-looking guy. Even if someone is nice, they have to be mildly attractive. And he's not.

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  42. she is the epitome of woman in that photoshoot! i think she married him because she just wants to look even better next to him. who knows? she's so quirky

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  43. I think I like that third pic better than her california girls vid look!

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  44. Hahah! At least Russell Brand amused me in Get Him to the Greek although he was playing a character that was pretty much himself.

    & Katy doesn't even really look like herself on the cover... :(

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  45. Maybe she just likes quirky guys :\ He IS pretty funny (and totally insane to boot). She looks great in her photoshoot tho~

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  46. UMMMMMM... KATY PERRY ARE YOU ON CRACK?!?! Seriously? "a great man of God"? Maybe the beard BUT DUUUUUUUUUUH

    I don't know why these hot chicks go for the loser looking guys. Gawd, God is fair after all!

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  47. she can do so much better :p but i love her style and look :p

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  48. Maybe its a British thing? I know some find it hard to get him, but I adore the man! I've seen his live shows on a number of occasions, he really has a raw magnetism! I think they make a perfect couple!
    She is looking totally HOT in this editorial!

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  49. I love Katy's style and creativity but she is one odd duck. Usually I can't listen to her too long, because she keeps contradicting herself (and confusing me)... like in interviews she has two people talking in each ear and she switches on who she'll use to answer questions. Bah. As long as those two are happy... who cares on her delusional talk. It's entertaining.

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  50. LOL!!!!! I can't even start at what I like because everything you said was hilarious.

    "Russell always look like some starved canine that has been sorting through people’s trash cans the night before garbage day."

    Agreed. But hey, maybe he's a nice guy?? =P

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  51. I still don't get that couple LOL i want Keri Hilson to be with her high school sweetheart! Btw nice meeting you at Ottawa Fashion Week, you are so cute!!!!!!

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  52. i don't really like her, or her songs..well sometimes i do..

    I was hoping she really get married for the right reason... or with the right man in that case...whats his husband's name again Rusell? yeah hope he is her prince charming..or else she would be next in line with a lot of hollywood actresses who gets divorce now and then..

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  53. Love is blind no? ;) She looks gorgeous in the magazine shots

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  54. Didn't she get a nose piercing right before her wedding? I'm curious to see the pictures, hahaha.

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  55. Hey =)

    HA @ the whole write-up.

    Maybe Katy is so caught in Russell Brand being her "Teenage Dream" that she's not concerned on whether the relationship will turn "Hot & Cold" ....maybe Russell's under the strong impression that "California Girls" are really undeniable, and who cares if they "Kissed a Girl" Perry is HIS baby. Isn't that what Jake Paveka said about Vienna G tho? Hmmm, SMH ha. SMH @ Me and my song selection thru-out my comment, HA.

    Speaking of Jack in "Titanic" that was my family movie 3 days ago. I still don't have the full understanding why some women went 13 times to go see a movie where the ending repeats the same sad story of: a gigantic boat sinking thousands of people at the bottom of the ocean, HOT guy dies at the end and the horrid fiance lives. How romantic. Basically, that's what I gathered long run. All the other stuff was just fill-in that left room for lust after Leo making you wish you were in the place of Kate. Guess we have to keep in mind a man wrote the film.

    Hope all is well.

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  56. Well, I think my wife exaggerates about me to her friends. I'm only awesome, not the MOST awesome EVER! ;P

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  57. she's getting so much prettier every time i see her and uugggghh that shes with that guy like uuugghhh!

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  58. She's hot, but delusional if she thinks he's a Godly man! :X

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  59. Aww Katy Perry looks so beautiful there ! And awesome body ! Hahah . I knowwww , she could get a much more handsome man . Lol .

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  60. like her music (period). well, and i am totally annoyed by russel brand.

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  61. IM SOOOO IN LOVE WIth THIS EDITORIAL :)
    its elegant and beautiful !

    glisters and blisters

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  62. I like Katy Perry, but her husband not much!!

    Kiss
    Amo ♥

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  63. hahahahaha! this post is killing me!!! hilarious.

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  64. Haha! Love your comments on her husband. But I must say she looks surprisingly innocent, pure and beautiful in these photos.

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  65. I still have to say it is a waste that Katy Perry married RB! There must be something in him that KP must REALLY love about him. Hard to say, maybe she IS really delusional!

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  66. Katy has poor taste in guys :I but those photos of her are super duper gorgeous!

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  67. Couldn't stop laughing while reading Katy Perry's referring her so called husband as 'a great man of God' Hahah! Thanks for the midnight snack!

    Have a fabulous weekend! (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  68. haha interesting lol the pictures are pretty good looking though

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  69. I hate her music but she has a hot body, LOL the only thing I look at are her pictures. XD

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  70. love Katy and she is gorgeous in these photos but I have to say, I love her when she's a little more edgy. She's a little to classic for her on taste in these, but hey, that's what dress-up is for! ;-)

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  71. I love the pantsuit and white bow-tie blouse she's wearing in one of the photos.

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