November 4, 2010

Katy Perry May Be Delusional

So Katy Perry is looking pretty good for the Holiday issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But as it turns out this may all just be Katy’s scheme on still trying to justify to the rest of us why she married Russell Brand. As she says in the magazine interview:

"I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father."..."We're at different places in our lives, but we can still grow together. He's thought-provoking, articulate, a real advocate. I also definitely wanted to have a laugh. I have all that in him."

Russell Brand as “a great man of God”? I’m sure he is as nice and proper as an ex heroin addict (now a reformed Buddhist) could be. But while Katy usually looks nice, Russell always look like some starved canine that has been sorting through people’s trash cans the night before garbage day. And unless Katy is talking about Leopold from Kate and Leopold, Batman’s butler, Jack from Titanic, the talking candle in Beauty and the Beast or even that random dude with an English accent who put your boyfriend in a suit at Moore’s for your prom, I think Katy might have gotten Russell Brand mixed up with another guy.