November 9, 2010

Miley Cyrus for the MTV EMAs

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus and her camel toe giving us a lesson on the female anatomy while me-meowing her latest song at the MTV EMAs. The outfit is not bad, but does anyone else think that those shoes don't really match?

So I didn’t bother looking up what song Miley sang as I had enough watching “Hannah Montana: The Movie” over the weekend. It was kind of awful but it was on TV and it was free! Some of the best things in life are free, like free parking downtown after 5pm, free extra McNugget when they mess up, or “love”, love don’t cost a thing! Okay so “dating”, which leads to “love”, is costly, but it’s the guy who pays for most of that anyways.

Don’t worry, Miley's birthday is coming up in a week or two. By the time the cops find out that I’m commenting on an underage’s camel toe and knock on my door to take me to custody she will be 18. Hold on, is that a knock I’m hearing? I’ll be right back…


Pictures from Wireimage and Splash

59 comments:

  1. Your posts always make me laugh. I don't think her outfit matches at all. Soo this whole time before this stuff I wonder if she felt overdressed because now she only wears this leotard thing all the time. The pic where she is pointing to her crotch is hilarious! I love candid mid-motion shots.

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  2. hhehee... she is one annoying camel toe girl!

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  3. I think she's doing the Lady Gaga "show my your teeth" move in the first pic... but that's better than seeing her camel toe... ew

    XOXO

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  4. lol you are always so funny and witty! i love your posts!

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  5. lol
    i can't stand miley .... sorry. And no,those boots don't match that ..thing? leotard?

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  6. she creeps me out so much. i would be so disappointed in myself if my kids listened to her music. sigh. but what would we jeer at if it weren't for her? double edged sword.

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  7. Is she picking it in that last pic?

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  8. so uncool :( i hate miley now, she's becoming sluttier then ever :(

    vdcouture

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  9. miley is sexing it up lol ..ur so funny! <3

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  10. Miley miley miley... she is not meant to be sexy! she always makes weird facial expressions when trying to act sexy!

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  11. Uh, I find her freaky for some reason I don't know. And that last pic was freaky as usual. :D

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  12. miley cyrus is such a slut. yuck look at that weird face! lol

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  13. haha HILARIOUS!!!

    im comforted that some share my distaste for her demeanor. i never knew what exactly it was that about her that simply turned me off, but you seemed to summarize my sentiment in your review :)


    <3 dennica pearl
    - through the eyes of a pearl
    - vintage shop

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  14. haha HILARIOUS!!!

    im comforted that some share my distaste for her demeanor. i never knew what exactly it was that about her that simply turned me off, but you seemed to summarize my sentiment in your review :)

    <3 dennica pearl

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  15. her outfit - the pants she's wearing looks like she's wearing close to nothing :X

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  16. I'll be extremely happy when the adult onesies go out of style!

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  17. I do think that her outfit and the shoes don't match. but the outfit looks pretty weird too~

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  18. As you I think the shoes don't match.
    And about her... I think she's trying to give a fierce image without caring about how much she shows about her anatomy.
    XX.

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  19. Is she doing a Michael Jackson move in the last photo or is she sratching her crouch? Either way her shoes don't match and she is really playing up this naughty girl image. BLEH

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  20. She's growing up real fast..kinda reminds me of how britney changes her image from the girl next door to skin tight suits..

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  21. LOL awesome!

    I really don't like her look, I think it's... ugly. Just plain ugly. It's like she's trying to be different by putting weird clothing pieces together that don't match at all.

    Wear a dress or a sexy top, but THAT? What the hell.

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  22. Hahahaha the police part made me laugh. I really don't like Miley. She's annoying. When she came out as Hannah Montana, she was okay. Now that she's dressing up weirdly and acting weirdly, arrrgh I don't like her.

    Btw, her meowing photo looks funny. :P

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  23. oh goodness, at least taylor momsen knows how to coordinate :I :)) lovely post, LOL!

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  24. LMAO! Your post totally cracked me up! Love your blog!

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  25. Oh Miley!!! no I dont think they match at all
    xx
    rosa

    http://mystylishlittlesecret.blogspot.com

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  26. Her outfit would look better on Lady Gaga. I hope you didn't get arrested ; )

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  27. I hope Miley realizes how stupid and immature she is acting. You're 18 but trying to be an adult doesn't make you one.

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  28. Why do celebrities grow up so fast? Why?! Ugh... Then again I think most individuals grow up pretty fast. It's just more obvious fo celebs cause of the stalking paparazzi.

    As for this Miley look... No. Her shoes and top definitely do not match. *{LMAO} Maybe if the boots were higher but even that is pushing it. I can't believe she's 18 already though. Makes me feel older. {*ugh...}


    <3 Serena.

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  29. most of her outfits are a mess,
    but i'm so used to her dressing that way,
    that i feel like she pulls it off decently.
    miley has a pretty face,
    so i feel like whatever she wears is somewhat forgivable..
    unlike khole kardashian.
    poor girl,
    nothing really looks good on her,
    regardless of how expensive her clothes are.

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  30. Haha you're right the shoes don't match at all.

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  31. Is she trying to tug it back out in the last photo?

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  32. I get all excited when Burger King accidentally slips an onion ring in with my fries. But seeing those pics of Miley will kill any excitement I might have felt about anything over the next few days--NOTHING could knock those horrible images out of my mind. Well, I hope they didn't put the handcuffs on you too tight. Hmmm...

    You know, that's a perfect set up for a bad joke, but I'm going to be mature....agghh, no I'm not--Miley who??? =)

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  33. You have a wicked sense of humor! I agree with you but Miley isn't offending me in these pictures! May be its just me but she looks fine!

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  34. Aw all these Disney girls go wild once they leave. Actually, I've never listened to her songs so I can't say much about her. She has a great body and since she's been in the business longer, I guess I excuse her for being more showy LOL. The pictures of her adjusting her body suit are hilarious though. XD

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  35. Hilarious post -- and yeah, the shoes are a no-go in my book.

    xoxo ~ Courtney
    http://sartorialsidelines.blogspot.com

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  36. Ugh, I just hate it when teen starts try to be all sexy and provocative. No one needs to see the camel toe and yes, those boots definitely don't match the rest of the outfit! Sometimes it's actually ok to dress and behave like an 18 year old, instead of trying to be all 'edgy' and 'out-there' like Rihanna (and let's face it, Rihanna comes across as pretty ridiculous often enough).

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  37. What a hot mess! Actually, forget about hot.. it's just a luke-warm mess.

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  38. she's a wreck! the chick's an over-sexed minor. there are so many stories and blinds about her bragging about getting her sex on...and the pregnancy scares?? yikes!

    that camel toe is terrifying me!

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  39. Is she still on a mission to appear grown up and not a part of Disney's line up? I saw the show on MTV and was not impressed.

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  40. wth! what is she wearing? No personality whatsoever in this!! she needs to find herself and then come back to music. yikes!

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  41. errr there's something about miley cyrus that i don't like. i can't point it out though. maybe it's the skimpy clothes when she's supposed to be a role model to kids. i dunno. but this is a funny post. once again :}

    also I love your song here ! i didn't know far east movement are four people band now O_O...

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  42. Should I tell your Miranda rights? :)) You are hilarious and good thing we were born women, right? Let the guys pick out the bill while we powder our noses.

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  43. Miley realizes her camel toe at the last photo and attempts to cover it up. :))

    Are those shoes brown!? What was her stylist thinking about? It looks like Miley wants to be set apart from her teeny bopper Hannah Montana days.

    A cry for help?

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  44. Miley is def growing up now isn't she? She is seriously sexing it out!

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  45. Ewww. That whole outfit is terrible. It doesn't mix at all.

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  46. Ugh.. Miley strikes again. The even sadder part about this is that she doesn't even look GOOD in this.. =O

    It's like she's trying to be sexy but it just ain't working. That's never good LOL..

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  47. Well, the outfit isn't well matched, but at least she hasn't showed up look like the 'virgin' Taylor Momsen

    Cheers,
    Dreamy Princess
    ~I wonder what it's like to live in Paris~

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  48. You always cracked me up with your witty comments on these celebs! I've been waiting for so long for a Miley or 'Destiny Hope' one! Hahah! It's like a dream come true reading this!

    Have a delicious day! (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  49. You are hilarious! :P
    Thanks for visiting my blog :)
    Maybe I'll bump into you when I visit Canada! :)

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  50. oh my gosh, i'm still laughing! oh gosh, miley cyrus is really something else... someone needs to control that kid, too bad she's turning 18 soon.

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  51. This post was funny!... hehe~ What's with her and her outfits recently. :/

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  52. hahaha ur really cute and funny hun! those pics are too..:) err i don't like Miley or have ever liked her...I haven't seen Hanah Montana as well..and am not interested! :) She does sing good..but i prefer Taylor Swift songs!

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  53. I find you more interesting than this Miley girl.
    Must confess that I have never heard of Her before. Her facial expression is very odd indeed, or is that her usual grin?;-)

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  54. agree!! those shoes didnt match with her outfit at all..

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  55. oh i love her outfit, maybe she should cover her crotch a bit more :/ XD

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