December 15, 2010

The Beautiful People Quitting Each Other Is Now Complete With…

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson calling it quits! GQ’s Babe of the year and People’s Sexiest Man of 2010 have decided to quit each other's genitals after only two years of marriage. Two Years. Even my laptop warranty is longer. Even my hamster with a skin disease lived longer. Heck, even that lukewarm fuckery show “Prison Break” where that dude was in prison, then got out, then went back to prison again last longer than two years!

As ScarJo and Ryan released this statement to US Weekly:

"After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."

What long and careful consideration does ScarJo need? Sure, Ryan seems like the little b*tch type who would run around with a stink face snarking “I’m the sexiest man alive in People Mag 2010, ladies everywhere want me, you [ScarJo] are lucky to be touching my peen, people think I’m funny, because I also make funny movies!” but still, if I get into a fight with Ryan, all he has to do is take off his shirt and with that meal ticket he can consider the marriage saved.

Meanwhile, GQ presents you some eye candy. Happy hump day.





50 comments:

  1. i'm so sad that they broke up =( They would've made cute babies.

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  2. I never really liked ScarJo anyway. Don't know why, just didn't.

    Ryan on the other hand, yummmmmm!

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  3. These two together never made sense to me.

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  4. Another couple bites the dust. You never saw them together any way but I thought they would have lasted longer than two years! I think Ryan should get back together with Alanis.

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  5. I feel so bad for your hamspter!!! As for the couple, it's probably a good career move for both. He'll get more attention for being available and she gets credit for facing divorce with a little class. Win-win.

    The funny thing is Ryan was a dork when he first showed up on TV. I think the show was 2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza. With that title, maybe he was simply playing a dorky guy and he was a magnificent actor. ;P

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  6. aww, it's sad how many marriages end in divorce these days. They did make a fine looking couple too. :(

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  7. Wow, I was giving them at least three years! It was nice to see you again too!

    Any plans for the New Year?

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  8. So very sad about this particular break up...these two would've made some GORGEOUS babies.

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  9. Wow! I'm surprised they lasted this long! It seems like two hot people can't make it in Hollywood! Even Brad Pitt had to become the "ugly one" in the relationship to keep the relationship alive :o/

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  10. God Ryan is HOT. I am surprised the broke it off, they seemed good together, probably cause they were never in the tabloids. You never heard anything about them, then BOOM they're dunzo.

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  11. Great gossip post!
    I love Scarlett Johansson!
    Have a nice day
    xx Mary
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  12. Oh my! They were a hot couple aswell...!

    *following your blog*

    Eda ♥

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  13. I wasn´t expecting this one...they actually seem pretty well together but then again nothing in hollywood is what it seems....

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    Andy

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  14. haha - i love how you put how everything last longer then those 2 - hollywood moves way too quick - they don't have 'real life' to deal with ..

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  15. I actually liked these two together. T_T

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  16. OMG that was hella quick! im so surprised. didn't see this one coming.

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  17. I'm not surprised. This marriage always confused me anyway. I never saw photos of them together. It didn't even seem like they knew each other...

    I think they both could do better.

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  18. oh MY..MY..
    after zanessa now this hotes couple?!
    what can i say?? feel so bad for them :(

    *is Blake Lively getting involved?? don't know..

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  19. Oh no, they really looked good together!!

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  20. WOW! I don't think I could have said it better myself! I will say however, that a break up must work for them, since they both look absolutely fabulous in those pictures.

    Ryan has mastered the simply sexy look in all three of those outfits, and scarjo, well look at her, she is just as perfect as she was before Mr. Funnyman!

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  21. It's too bad to see the end of anyone's relationship...jeez is it something in the water in Hollywood?
    What a week and really,are we to believe all these break ups are as amicable as their statements say? Hmmm nothing thrown, no sports cars scratched, clothes tossed on the front lawn?

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  22. They look so good! Wow vanessa and zac split up and now them? :{

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  23. I wonder what was so unbearable that they couldnt give it a shot for longer than 2 years?

    agree with Melody these cant be as amicable as they say?

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  24. Hey =)

    LOL @ but still, if I get into a fight with Ryan, all he has to do is take off his shirt and with that meal ticket he can consider the marriage saved.

    Zac and Reyond in the same week?? I know women are glad, ha. Now if we can just add along George Clooney. But I guess they wouldn't last, ScraJo's some "kinda-good" fighter in Iron Man 2 while Ryan's the Green Lantern. Maybe she wanted to stick with Marvel comics and he didn't...idk lol. Bottom line, it was bound to happen, eventually.

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  25. LOL at the word peen haha

    I think I like ScarJo better than Ryan Reynolds, he never appealed to me for some reason but can't deny his body is bangin'

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  26. Babe! After not coming here for long and when I did, I find out so much hollywood gossips! You go gal! And I always always love your humour when you put your points across.

    I dunno why, but I never liked ScarJo. I really dunno why. There isn't anything about her for me to dislike but I just had the feeling she's not a nice person or probably I can't stand her red lips pout. Ryan? He's ok in my books. Puppy dog eyes is the only description that came to my mind apart from tacky plot in The Proposal.

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  27. hahaha, i love your commentary!!!

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  28. Awwww, I'm so bummed they called it quits! I really did like them as a couple!

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  29. they were simply too pretty together. i don't understand why they had to go and get married in the first place just to end it after 2 years. anyway, i still like her and he's still cute.

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  30. It seems like every celeb couple ends up breaking up. =O I think they just got married way too soon. ..Wish the best for both of them.

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  31. aaaw! sucks :/ they were gorgeous together! but that´s life.. tsk tsk.

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  32. When I was younger I found him attractive but now not so much. Eh. ScarJo...she looks super hot in these photos. She is a tricky one. she can look so pretty at times and others....not so much.


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  33. Okay, I'm not sure why they got together in the first place (except maybe because they are both very attractive people). And although Ryan really IS hot, I can barely watch him acting. His movies are terrible. Just terrible.

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  34. 2 years is pretty short, even for a hollywood marriage. "leaving it with love and kindness"... ya.. sure.

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  35. Agreed with your point! I guess he thinks that way as well!!! 2 years, just too short and their reason doesn't make sense.

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  36. aww my i didn't expect it'll end just 2 years..am a fan of both! Too they didn't last long but just as expected a lt of hollywood couple do it...thank god for divorce eh? whew!

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  37. Well it is not like I care but it is sad after just 2 years indeed, as for Zac and Van I am sure it is a good thing for them. But are we really surprise? This is Hollywood, wedding are NOT suppose to last!

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  38. they are such a gorgeous couple, it make it sad that they are splitting! would have made some pretty babies!

    XOXO

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  39. Honestly...how do abs like that even exist?

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  40. Awe, maybe he'll go back to Alana !? I was little sad when I heard the news of the split. They make such a pretty couple.

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  41. That's news to me! Well they certainly made a beautiful couple while it lasted. I never could figure out why Hollywood couples break up too quickly - maybe they aren't able to spend enough time together because they're always busy doing shoots/movies and such?? Or maybe because who they work with are always very attractive people of the opposite sex so it's just too tempting??? Idunno...

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  42. ohhhh, i'd pry date scarjo over ryan if they are both on the market. just sayin.

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  43. 2 words. blake lively. JKJKJKJ!!! xDD

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  44. am sad for them ,,, but hey thats hollywood ,, isnt it

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  45. ha ha :) i like the way you frame sentences.. its really funny... you prove ur sense of humor with every post... i really missed u all these months.. :)

    and i think they both were cute together .... anyway ..

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  46. this made me sad...I love the both of them...they are the cutest...I just hope they can fix it soon...aww Ryan Reynolds...

    Kisses
    Sweet
    PensandLens

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  47. Yeah, I must say I don't get the break-up. Surely if both parties are good-looking that should be enough. They're both movie stars, it's not like they need good meaningful conversations and shared hobbies (apart from the obvious)...

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