December 8, 2010

Brit Brit at Walmart Y'all

Britney Spears is the epitome of celebrity class and wealth when she went to Walmart to buy a Christmas tree and other holiday gifts yesterday doing her “wat’d y’all think of me gettin’ tis Christmas tree?” expression. Britney in Walmart wearing an animal print bra. That is as stereotypical as catching me make rice for dinner or seeing Asians sipping bubble tea in their Hondas.

For the record, I got nothing against Walmart. They got cheap food and dish soap. But a person of wealth shopping at Walmart is like you doing the nasties with that dude you don’t want your friends to know you’re frolicking because he’s kind of a huge idiot. And then once you’re both done your thing you gently remind him “’tis a one time deal don’t yah go 'round tellin’ peeps we’re f***ing!”. Ohhhh puh-lease, don’t act like you don’t know what I am talking about.

Pictures from Splash