For the record, I got nothing against Walmart. They got cheap food and dish soap. But a person of wealth shopping at Walmart is like you doing the nasties with that dude you don’t want your friends to know you’re frolicking because he’s kind of a huge idiot. And then once you’re both done your thing you gently remind him “’tis a one time deal don’t yah go 'round tellin’ peeps we’re f***ing!”. Ohhhh puh-lease, don’t act like you don’t know what I am talking about.
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