December 1, 2010

A "Feel Better About Yourself" Post

After North Korea attacked South Korea, Miss Universe 1996 Alicia Machado used her Twitter to ask her followers to pray for the Chinese. THE CHINESE:

"Tonight I want to ask you to join me in a prayer for peace, that these attacks between the Chinas do not make our situation worse."

Alicia decided to close her Twitter after getting a few spazzes from her followers calling her el retardo in some form or another. But since stupidity has no boundaries, Paulina Rubio picked up the el retardo torch and finished the marathon with:

"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country"

Huh. How did the Japanese get dragged into this fuckery again? Anyways, now Alicia is defending her statement with:

"I was not wrong, I do not make any mistakes. What I did was ask a prayer of good faith for the conflict that is happening in Asia. I said it in a very informal way and was misinterpreted. Obviously, I know there is conflict between North Korea and South Korea. It was just a funny way to refer to the entire Asian continent. Like when we say 'Look at that Gringo' and turns out that he's Canadian. We call Chinese to everyone who looks Asian. That's what I meant."

You know, I love it when smart asses get what’s coming for them. I once dated this dude, Dash, who thinks that he’s sooo smart. He used to use absurd words when we talked and made me look them up in the dictionary, constantly talked about smart math stuff and asked me wtf questions so he could “teach” me the answer. Dash was also too smart to get a driver’s license so I drove his smart ass everywhere. And he was too smart to pay for my meals. Eventually I just didn’t cut it for him because I was not smart enough. So my dumb ass and I moved on to another piece and I forgot about Dash until last week when I saw on his Facebook that he knocked up some chick, got himself a bastard child and too smart to get a “real job”. And you know what I’m just dying to say to him? “Hi Dash. You thought I was dumb. But at least I’ve been smart enough to not get knocked up.” Zing-a-ding-ding!


Now I want to ask you to join me in a prayer for the Koreans. I feel bad for my Chinese Hairdresser and I hope that her family is safe from the terrorist attacks in Iran. Thank you.



Special thanks to LoveK for letting me guest post on her blog today! Read "What I love about Christmas" here!

72 comments:

  1. this is epic! funny how the japanese was mentioned out of nowhere! lol

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  2. OMG you got to be kidding me!! Really Chinese? REALLY?! And then to say I was just asking for a prayer and then say I was trying to be funny. Well that doesn't seem to work at all. And totally racist. It's like saying all black people are from Africa. I'm sure she assumes that too or would find that funny. Some people worry me and some should NOT have kids for example Miss Universe circa 1996 and your lame exbf. lol

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  3. I really feel sorry for the person who your former boyfriend knocked up. :/

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  4. As you say... stupidity has no boundaries! It´s just... I think it´s ok being stupid as long as they just shut their mouth :D

    Thanks for this amusing post...

    xxx
    -M-

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  5. I just don't understand, why people don't google stuff before they post something. Seriously, is it that hard? Well, I guess it is for some. I didn't know stupidity can be that big. But well...

    As for your ex date, he's missed on being with one of the hottest girls I know, what a douc... whatever :P

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  6. Her excuse is a second fail. I mean, seriously, she should have just apologized for her ignorance instead of defending it.

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  7. el retardo #2 is right... All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country... lol jk.

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  8. she is so classic, wow! thanks for this, best post of the day!

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  9. WOW! I can't believe how stupid she is!

    Marja <3

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  10. Seriously? Yeah East Asians all appreciate being lumped into one category, Sigh, you can only hope they start telling the difference sooner rather than later!

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  11. Yes she said "I dont make mistakes" yeahhh right... sigh....

    xx
    Rosa

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  12. Wow, some people are so dumb... at least own up to it!

    XOXO

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  13. "We call Chinese to everyone who looks Asian"? Seriously? That just screams racist to me!

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  14. LOL! You just can't make that up! Complete fuckery!

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  15. Of course "all Japanese people look the same" uh duh they're Japanese! LOL that's frikkin hilarious! My Chinese friend lives in Japan and the Japanese know immediately that she's not one of them xD

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  16. LOL OMG! Hahahahahaha

    Ok, really? How dumb can you be? She sounds really stupid... I wanna think she did it on purpose... buuutt...!! And the japanese reference? Hahahahaha

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  17. I've never heard of this before...OMG!!How Dumb these women are...

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  18. lol love your last sentence. that girl sounds very retarded... although i know a few ppl who think everybody coming from korea is from north korea.......those ppl think they're the same...lol

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  19. wow. uve got to be kidding me.. how retarded can people get? and as for dash? he can dash his way to child support garnishments real soon.

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  20. Wow, what morons. I can't believe how they are defending the mistake. T_T

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  21. wow, how random. Funny how you pick up on these things. love your blog! =D

    NANCYXO

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  22. i seriously LOL'd when i read this. pageant contestants should have to pass some sort of knowledge test. if they want it to just be based on beauty then they shouldn't let winners get twitter accounts--or speak in public at all.

    it can't be considered racist if it's a prayer...

    http://ohtobeamuse.com

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  23. Good intentions I guess, but total fail. It would've been better if she admitted that she was wrong rather than trying to reason out. lol! just made her look a lil racist and stupid. haha!

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  24. jahhahhhaha chinese.. that was DUMB.. like totally dumb..

    glisters and blisters

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  25. I love you. Just sent this to some people for their amusement.
    Amber

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  26. oh lol! i guess all asians look alike to her.

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  27. O_o I'm not sure if who's dumber or more ignorant - her or her friend... Just made me lose a little more respect for that pageant show where beautiful girls walk around in bikinis to get rated on their looks.

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  28. Oh my gosh, you are too funny - I love it! Your hairdresser comment to close it all out was epic :)

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  29. omg!!! one should google before one twits! :)) she should move, change her appearance and change her name :))

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  30. HAHHHAhA!! i love how she got all defensive about it and tried to justify herself. PSH! and Dash... i'm almost tempted to look him up on facebook. hahaha!

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  31. Huge lol. Oh my Gawd! How stupid can people be? Makes me angry. Like Carrie Prejean angry!

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  32. P.S. I hate Carrie Prejean. She makes me angry. That's what I meant to say lol.

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  33. Hey =)

    Smh, LOL!!!!!!!.....all I can say is; This is why I read "Pop Champagne" DAILY! There's just too much to say =)

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  34. Oh. My. God. This post horrifies me and makes me fear for humanity. I'm shocked and amazed that we still have such stupidity in the world. She calls all Asian people "Chinese." Um. I guess that means I should start calling all white people French. Right?

    This reminds me of when 9/11 happened and everyone in my high school was freaking out. Our cheerleading captain started having a panic attack and was screaming about how the attack probably came from Mexico...I wouldn't be surprised if she still thinks it was Mexico to this day.

    Please, please, please don't let Idiocracy come true. Shit. It already is, isn't it? :(

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  35. oh jeez this is the worst thing. she tried to defend herself but it made her look even dumber. saying asians look the same is even more offensive than saying pray for china. she could just admitted she made a mistake! is that so hard? apparently she doesn't make mistakes. and that goes for 'japan' girl.

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  36. OMG............ There are so many things I could say to this. Pray for the CHINESE?! Don't these Beauty Queens get scholarship money -why not give that money to someone who actually IS smart and will get something out of going to school? But then again, there probably are some smart ones -they're the ones who don't win. Pageants, like everything else in the world, are about boobs, ass, and hair.

    Then with the Japanese comment? How ignorant can you be? I understand if you confuse someone for being a different ethnicity (it happens) but to say ALL of them look the same? Ridiculous. And she was a total smart ass about it.

    And about Dash -glad you moved on from him! He doesn't sound like the best catch in the world anyways. Isn't it funny how tables turn though? =P At least you got the last laugh in the end. =)

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  37. How cute is she..trying to not look dumb by convincing people that she's racist :p

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  38. There's a reason why it's called a beauty pageant.

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  39. I thought it was bad when Palin said that North Korea was our ally in a speech, which I guess is a stupid but understandable slip. These ladies really irk me... such racist comments about Asians.

    Glad you parted ways with the pretentious stuck-up btw :)

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  40. Great post!!! It's unbelievable how narrow some people's scope is?!!
    We as Canadian's like to think of ourselves as educated about other cultures...but it's apparent that SO many parts of the world are incredibly backwards and simplistic in their views of other nationalities/ethnicities.

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  41. I can't believe she even defended herself - its a funny way to refer to the conflict in Asia =.="
    I thought there's an "intelligence" round in the pageant - wonder how she passes that!

    And LOL @ your ex-bf. He is too smart to even use protection.

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  42. OMG, what a idiot! I don't know what's wrong with people these days. I guess stupidity just runs around and attacks people!

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  43. And here I thought nothing could top Sarah Palin's slip of the tongue when she said "We have to support our North Korean allies" during a radio interview. On the bright side, at least she's just a former beauty queen and not in a position of political power!

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  44. *laughs and cries at the same time*

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  45. haha OH EM GEE, she just did all sorts of wrongs there! instead of making a smart ass /stereotype/racist come back comment she should of just been sincere about it and apologized ...smh

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  46. Holy crap! I can't stand people who are so ignorant and confident.

    It's none of my business, but I hope you didn't date Dash very long. Losers like that try to bring great people down in an attempt to distract attention from what losers they are. Damn losers!!!

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  47. Bahahahahha my goodness there are some clueless beauties out there! She probably shouldn't even have tried to justify it- made things worse!

    xo Emily

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  48. haha...omg...that´s just awful...but I can´t speak to much once a girl from my country said a very stupid thing in a beauty contest...anyways I join my prayers to yours :)

    http://fiercepty.blogspot.com/

    xx
    Andy

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  49. thanks for commenting. there are lots of news about those these days. And as my friends are from China and Korea they must be so tensed now :((

    love.
    catherine
    http://etinological.blogspot.com/

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  50. hahaha people should really look up on things before tweeting.

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  51. Bwahahahaha! Awesome post! All I can do is laugh!

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  52. Unbelievable. Some people... :/ These two are definitely not beauty and brains, that's all I gotta say.

    I also wanted to let you know that I gave you a blog award over at my blog. You're definitely one lovely blogger ^^!

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  53. Here you are, cracking me up all over again! Hahah! Well, tell me about it, aren't these so called beauty pageant contestants or winners supposed to have so brain instead of just beauty? I guess this is also why I barely pay any attention to them!

    Have a blissful day! (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  54. Of course us asians are all the same! We all come from China!! Everything's made in China anyway. :P

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  55. I LOVE all of your posts but this has to be my favourite. HA HA HA HA, I am an Indonesian of Chinese descent, so really, I can so relate to this post HA HA HA HA, and now my prayer goes to the Koreans :)

    Love, Hugs, and Kisses babe
    Jemina
    xoxo

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  56. No wonder some non-Asians think we're all Chinese. They are ignorant. :/

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  57. omgaaah, are these bitches for real? and to not admit that she was wrong makes her even more so RETARDED!

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  58. Just discovered your blog i love it! Following :) Come check out my blog xxx

    connieinwonderland.blogspot.com

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  59. hahaha.. I love this post! How can the girls being stupid like that? An made an excuse?? So lame..

    Hahaha.. I love your statement about the Dash boy. Eat that, dude! Happy father's day..(I wish I could say to him like that if he was my ex xp)

    Love love love your blog and posts, Julie!!*smooch

    Cheers,
    Dreamy Princess
    ~I wonder what it's like to live in Paris~

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  60. Wow. Jaw dropped in shock and ashame.. Who is this girl? She should apologize for being offensive. & Sucks that ur ex knocked up a girl and doesn't have a job. Real smart move. But didn't you read the research, smart people are 78% less fertile, therefore don't need condoms as much. Lol (jk btw... He's a dumb f*er)

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  61. *shakes head* almost as bad as miss south carolina or whoever she was. there was even a shirt made out of her fail speech

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  62. Ha! Great post!
    And doesn't Dash just deserve it! I really feel bad for the kid in all of this, because i'm sure he will pass on all his "wisdom" to that poor tyke.
    I just read something the other day that i think fits nicely with this post: you see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you never see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
    Word.

    x

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  63. Oye! we all look the same, I wonder why won't we just all get a uniform and put chopsticks in our head!

    p.s. I have a co-worker like Dash.. do you know what is the circumference between the moon and my dinky li'l cubicle? ah no, I don't care.

    Well, let me enlighten you... arggh!!

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  64. You might be not smart to Dash, but I think you're brilliant. I originally come from a pretty "red neck" area and everyone refers to people who have a darker skin complexion as a "Paki". It drives me crazy! Soooooo many Dashes who think they're all-mighty when they're really ignorant SOB's

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  65. My mouth is hanging up...I am so dumbfounded right now. Really? Her horrible apology..if we can even deem it one. Shame that Alicia brought such an ugly representation with pageantry girls. She categorized Asians as Chinese people. Well, I categorize all pageantry girls uneducated and dumb.

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  66. Omg, alot of times when I was living abroad, people always assumes
    i was Japanese or Chinese. To them Asians come from only
    2 countries. I think it's a matter of ignorance:(

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  67. That is hilarious and good to know about those dumbass, as for your ex, we all go through those pointless broke dumb guys so we can all realize we deserve to be with someone so much better... sadly some girls don't realize that.

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  68. that was bad! I heard about the korean situation at the moment and i have symphaty for them. I ve always looked up with Koreans and Taiwanese as well.U know i have a passion for their korean soaps and people. They're really good people and very talented and its just sad that they're going through like this...

    I knew how it felt with being around like of that dude you dated before hahaha.. and am just so glad that ur really not into him right now...

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  69. I don't know what to say. I mean....did god have some shortage of brain when he was making these people, who calls asians chinese in an informal way and gringo and canadians. wtf???

    You find the best stuff from all over the web, I swear girl you make me crack up every time I visit. :) Long live you and your blog.


    Love

    Tashrin from Toronto, Canada

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