December 27, 2010

Justin Bieber Might Have Gotten Some

Selena Gomez is the new Mrs.Robinson as she is seen with Justin Bieber without her promise ring in the TMZ picture below. Since Selena is 18 and Justin is 16, it makes her a Cradle Robber! And in California, Demi Moore's "I DID THAT FIRST" scream can be heard in echos throughout the mountains and the valleys...

I wonder if Selena invited Justin over to "watch a movie" while her parents are out? Or did Selena tell her mom that she's going to a friend's house for a sleepover? I guess even a playpen and a slutty babysitter can't hold Justin back from doing the nasties. A boy's gotta do what he's gotta do.

By the way, "sleepover" is the best invention ever made, it really deserve a Nobel Prize. Who cares about discovering viruses and mechanism of spontaneous symmetry breaking when you can stay up all night without parental supervision.. eating milk and cookies... of course.

Here are some pictures of Selena and Justin chasing after an ice cream truck.

Pictures from Getty