December 22, 2010

Lady Gaga Got Groped

Here is Lady Gaga seen being groped by a fan in Paris. Of course it's a female groping her, any guy that grope gaga out of sexual arousal should be checked into a mental facility.

I don't blame this female fan for groping Gaga though. She probably just did it out of curiosity. There are a few things in life I am sure of: that old people and ambassadors cannot drive, that every time I eat a Shawarma my stomach feels funny the next day, and that hot girls at Moxies are not good waitresses yet still expect you to tip them a crap load.

But whether Lady Gaga is an actual human being or an alien with boobs that try to take over our radio stations replacing good songs with her profound lyrics such as "rah rah ah ah ah, roma roma ma, Gaga ooh la la"... I'm still going to go with that she's an alien, until I grope her to make sure as well.

Pictures from Splash

52 comments:

  1. Hahaha awesome! :P I think I would do it too, out of curiosity. I have a feeling if a guy groped her though, security would have tackled him to the ground. But lesbo-curious girls are okay...

    I'm not really digging the whole granny look she has going on though...

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  2. at first glance, i thought she was some grandma until i read it's lady gaga and i said "ohkaaay?"

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  3. Oh man...I like how Gaga's reaction is completely nonchalant - girl is crazy, but I just love it!

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  4. love her glasses! aww the 3rd picture LOL. gaga must have been like O.O

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  5. LOL! She looks like she doesn't mind!

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  6. "But whether Lady Gaga is an actual human being or an alien with boobs" <--- LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I don't know my first reaction was... wah... aren't her boob cold?! XD

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  7. Hahaaa! I love that Gaga doesn't even seem to care! (In fact, she looks kinda bored over the fact some woman is groping her!)

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  8. Heehee, this was hilarious!! That look she gave to the fan was hilarious! ^^

    I think I will have to agree with you, she does seem like an alien. I can never recognize her in photos unless it said "Lady Gaga" She looks different all the time!!!

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  9. lol! omg that is too funny. she probably loves that someone is touching her.

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  10. lol that's funny. Lady Gaga looks like a granny in this pic.

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  11. LOL Her outfit is funny as usual. XD

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  12. She looks like an insane 70 year old woman. Who in the right mind would want to grope such a character? You're so right. Definitely curiosity.

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  13. She doesn't look surprised or is showing any resistance to the groping lol so I'd def touch those babies too if she let me :/

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  14. damn, Gaga, ain't it a lil cold for some center cleavage? The groper was prolly just trying to keep her warm, like maybe she noticed her headlights were on despite all the ruffles and beading.

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  15. I wonder if Gaga will press charges? ; ) She could totally sue for harrassment!

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  16. Oops, I think I spelled harassment wrong.

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  17. wow what ax expression, and what bleached brows!!

    www.queenofmayhem.com

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  18. haha gaga is so cool! What the heck is she wearing annyway!? But still: really cool:)

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  19. LMAO You are so funny sometimes! :))

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  20. LOL this is too funny... and yes i agree with above she looks like a grandma... but i love the bit of bling!

    xx

    www.ericawark.com

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  21. I didn't even recognize her at all! She looks like she's 40!

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  22. LOLOL.. ALIEN!! I love your posts, they always make me laugh!

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  23. Hahaha, your posts are always entertaining :P

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  24. What's up with her dressing ?! Tat touchy feely fan is crazyyy

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  25. LOL!!! I love how in the 3rd pic she's like.. "Ummm wtf?" I don't think any straight guy would want to grope her either but I might -out of curiosity too. We can grope her together!! =P That sounds so wrong..

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  26. LOL! i think gaga loved it! haha~ if i were there, i won't wear gloves even though i'm freezing to death, lol, you know what i mean, haha~ just kidding! XD i love gaga's outfit though :)

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  27. hahaha this is hilarious! i would be afraid my hand would melt away from acid burn or something ... i have no idea what's in her body xD she finally feels awkward

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  28. that's funny :)
    anyways, glad i found your blog. i really love it!

    xxxHanna

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  29. HAHAHA I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WOULD COMMENT ABOUT THIS! =]

    NANCYXO

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  30. I have no idea what her expression means. I just know I would never grope anyone, but especially not her (or Miley).

    About the tinsel, once my parents didn;t have kids to do the work, they stopped using it. They switched to silver garland. I used tinsel one year with my kids, but I couldn;t bring myself to ask them to take it off the tree neatly so it could be reused. AFter that I didn;t want to try it again. No tinsel for me now.

    I hope your holiday has gotten off to a great start!

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  31. Lady Gaga's facial expressions in these pictures are hilarious!

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  32. hahahha this is soo funnY! I'm gonna show this to my niece hehe...

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  33. bahahaha! This is awesome Julie! Especially the part about old people and ambassadors not knowing how to drive! lol

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  34. Gaga freaks me out. I can't help it! These pictures are even kookier than her usuals except those side of beef outfit ones.

    I'm heading up north to the motherland...have a great Christmas if I don't drop in earlier :)

    xo,
    C

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  35. HAHAA you're so funny. but i agree with you with the whole alien-feel about her, but i guess thats what makes her stands out so much. all the outlandish things she does..can't wait til her new album drops!
    xx

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  36. OMG!
    LOL at the last line!
    XD

    if i was the one groping her, i'll actually just really put my hand inside her shirt to see if they're real or not!
    LOL
    XD

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  37. Haha - love this post! You always give me my daily does of laughter Hun :)
    I hope you're having a wonderful Holidays out West! Merry Christmas as well xxo

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  38. Hahaha! Always enjoy your posts!
    Merry Christmas!
    xx

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  39. HAHAHA! i love it! i love this entry, it made me laugh so much. I agree, her lyrics sound like alien language. better check if she's an alien by groping her :P

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  40. yeah i saw this somewhere else. i don't really see how groping lady gaga's boobs is new seeing how it fails in comparison to everything else she does. a boob grope on gaga is an interesting as watching paint dry, unless of course she really is an alien with alien boobs.

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  41. Hilarity! And Gaga doesn't really look at that concerned?! Maybe her "little monsters" do that sort of thing for her all the time?

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  42. eww i wouldn't touch her. sorry i'm not a fan of hers. the donkey outside can sing better than her.

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  43. HAHA! Maybe grabbing tit is the way you say "hello" in Alien!? Gaga's reaction is priceless though... she is definitely giving a "WTF" look.

    But I do love Gaga.

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  44. she looks shocked. if anything, her music vids are more shocking than this. plus the fan has GLOVES on!!! at least leather is touching gaga's body. she likes leather dont she?

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  45. Hahaha, oh the French always know how to make us laugh, huh? I have to admit, I questioned Gaga's gender for awhile...

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