December 14, 2010

Two Beautiful People Quit Each Other

The magical world of Disney got the sads yesterday when Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens announced that they are broken up. Tinkerbell will never fly as high, Snow White will never sing as sweetly and Nemo will forever be lost. As E! says:

"It's nothing dramatic. There's no third party involved. They were together for so long. It just ran its course."

Aww. Those two have been together for so long. What might have caused the break up? Is it because they were always fighting to use the washroom to do their hair? Is it because Zac is jealous that Vanessa got the Neutrogena commercials because his pimple free skin is more radiant than hers? Or is it because it is an ongoing struggle between who is the beautiful one in the relationship?

Whatever the reason is, Pop Champagne now belong to a "Zac Efron fan club" with me as the president , me as the board of directors and me as the only member. Yes, it’s that exclusive. But Zac is more than welcome to join. We will have a blast doing our hair and plucking our brows.

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