January 6, 2011

Avril Lavigne Has New Single And In Hawaii

Avril Lavigne performed at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rock just a few weeks ago debuting her new single “What The Hell” which sounds like her other single “Girlfriend” and yes, she still sounds like a lost baby hyena. But that was a night of hard work and she deserves a vacation in Hawaii. Come and think of it, other than a few songs in “Alice in Wonderland”, Avril’s life has been one giant vacation over the last few years.

But what’s with the trucker hat and the pink hair still? I thought she got past the dirty skater phase by dating one of the most preppy egocentric dudes in Hollywood. Isn’t the hat and hair redundant now? Oh! You know what’s redundant? Why my roommate has 4 razors in the shower. 4! What’s it all for? 1 for the stache, 2 for the legs and 1 for the bush? There’s no good way to ask her this, is there??



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39 comments:

  1. I can't stand her! She comes across as a whiny, spoiled brat.

    4 razors? Wow! Your roommate must have a lot of hair!

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  2. wow...it's been a long time since I hear about her new single...hey I'm a big fan of avril, a long...long time ago

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  3. bweh I don't like her... Her music isn't special (except for her first singles, I loved those when I was little haha) and she never smiles :s I really really don't get why Brody Jenner is with her...
    btw: 4 razors? wtf? :)

    xxxx

    lifeisroyalty.blogspot.com

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  4. At least she has a pretty athletic looking body!

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  5. She's like a walking spokesperson for Hot Topic. I mean Jesus, when is she going to grow out of that phase? She looks ridiculous!

    xoxo ~ Courtney
    http://sartorialsidelines.blogspot.com

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  6. lmao I would you to find out the reason about the razors, I'm like that with toothbrushes I'll use one and get a new one not remebering i alrdy have one :/

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  7. LOL at the baby hyena!
    XD

    that made me burst laughing!
    bwahahaha!

    but i agree, what's with the pink hair? she should have graduated with that already after doing the maxim photo shoot,right?

    geez!
    i guess she'll never let the skater image... i guess she will be like that even if she is already a granny.
    *shudders*

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  8. I'm not a huge April fan but I really love the green and black bikini on her- plus she snagged Brody so she can't be all that bad! Bahaha I hope your roommate didn't read that! ;)

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  9. How can she be in good shape and still be so unappealing? That is an accomplishment!

    The only time I saw/heard her perform and didn't either change the station or wish my hands were free (no, I was driving!) so I could, was the night she performed at the Olympics--she closed out the Olympic ceremonies 4 years before the Vancouver games.

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  10. PS - Yes! When I have a new car I park at the far end of the lot. But regardless of what I'm driving at the time, I usually don't take the closest spot in a busy parking lot. I tell myself to leave it open for an old woman--but of course it probably just goes to some spoiled teenager who will park badly!!! Okay, that's it, I'm not doing that anymore. I knew it was dumb, but seeing it in writing makes me realize what a crazy thing it is to do. Geez!

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  11. I love her black bikini!

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  12. it's good to be famous, seems like all these ppl do is work a couple of hours and vaca a couple of months. lol.

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  13. Maybe your roomie reads your blog and you'll get an answer. My sister had multiple razors in the shower because she was too lazy to throw the dull ones out.

    Also Avril sucks!

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  14. I want to like her, I really do! BUT there's something about her that's so annoying? Her angsty 17 year old sounding voice and her unchanging style!

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  15. omg :)) now I think of it, she does sound like a crying baby hyena :)) you are tooooo funny!!! lolol!

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  16. I think you very aptly described her voice, very nice :) Hope you are doing well!!! missed you and your blog while I was gone!

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  17. Hey =)

    Lavigne hasn't had a hit since "Complicated" for me. Her throaty-tunes are irking as pins scratching a "not been used in a week" chalkboard...I mean SING already. All this "Ahhhhhhhh-ha-haYueah, [pause] HEYYY-YAY!" Spare ME...save that for the shower!

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  18. Lol!! You never fail to crack me up! If you're roomie's bush is anything like mine, she probably needs 4 razors for tha alone! What can I say? I'm a hairy bitch!

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  19. I didn't even realize Avril was still in the US....

    Love Grace.

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  20. I never liked this chick. She needs to go away.

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  21. I'm not sure about her music anymore.. I really didn't like that one song girlfriend, I think that's what it was called lol.. I think she's really pretty though.

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  22. Hello!

    She's looks good in Hawaii. She's is really pretty. But I don't like her songs, ohh ok, just a few, the old ones LOL


    kisses from Brazil*

    http://neopopculture.blogspot.com/

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  23. avril and her music just sucks now.

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  24. hahahah that is so weird about your roommate... if you're friends, maybe just bring it up casually because you're curious? i sure am curious. i at least like avril's green swimsuit!

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  25. 4 razors? Wow. Let us know if you do ask her why she has four.;D

    Avril is so 2004, dating Brody won't really do anything for her career.

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  26. Hahahaha - the razor rant is just too funny. Ever consider hiding one and seeing if she notices??

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  27. i liked her song complicated and skater boy but yeah...her life seems like one long vacation. she's living the life i guess xD bad songs or not ahaaha

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  28. I don't see these two together AT ALL.

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  29. Seems like the trucker hat is rubbing off on Brody hehe
    Remember when Avril met our then current prime minister Jean Chretien? Yeah...idunno. I remember my old neighbour was saying how he hated Avril's Girlfriend video because it seemed so mean - personally I have not seen the video and can't be bothered to google it.
    Yeah what's up with FOUR razors?! When I was travelling with my gf, she had three electric toothbrushes in the washroom at one point. I was like, "WTF is there three needed for just her?" Anyways, idunno...sometimes better not to ask LOL

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  30. This is hilarious as usual!! I'm confused about all the punky stuff too...I remember when she said she wants to dress more normal now. This might sound mean and superficial but she has a strange little body! lol Your posts are so great.

    xoxo
    Rachel

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  31. I personally think she has one of the worst fashion sense. And her skater chic style is just getting old, used to live under it in my younger age, like 9 years ago? lol

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  32. It's a good thing your roomie doesn't know about your blog. I was fearing for your well being! Surely there is a irrational and hilarious reason for the four razors. I say an secret investigation is in order.

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  33. FOUR razors? O_o
    haha does she misplace them a lot or sth? :P
    I do that with my chapsticks and lipglosses :P I figured I could be lazier by having a couple of them available in every room. :P

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  34. she looks sexy though but can't still get over her usual look as one of the skater boys hehe...

    U made me laugh abt the razor! whew 4 razor eh?.. weird...:D

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  35. LOL! 4 razors?? Why would she need 4? That's hilarious :D

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  36. awww.. cute avril! :) I love her :)

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  37. ha ha ha I laughed pretty hard at this one (you NEVER disappoint!) Hope you're settling back on O-town, let's get together soon :-)
    Love K

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  38. Her pale skin hurts my eyes :s
    Whats the point laying out in the sun? *kmt*

    http://say-bleurgh.blogspot.com

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