January 21, 2011

Jennifer Aniston With A Teddy Bear

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in the latest issue of Allure where she dressed up like a 12 year old at a sleep over staying up all night eating chocolates, listen to Taylor Swift, and call some boy in class then giggle and hang up when he answers. Except back in my days it was Spice Girls and I scared my crush by calling so frequent and so much that he switched schools. True story.

There is no doubt that I will be forever team Aniston. But I wonder the intention behind these pictures. Jennifer has bad luck with men, So maybe these pictures are actually for Jennifer's online dating profile on eHarmony? But something tells me that dressing a woman in her 40’s in a jammy and a teddy bear might not attract the “right type” of men... Unless Jennifer is into guys with a binocular collection and likes to ride in the back of a white van with no windows.



83 comments:

  1. Yeesh, I hate them! I really, REALLY do not like her bangs here either...and when did she get so tan?!

    I'm with you on the Spice Girls thing, by the way. I was a little too young to be calling my crushes during this era...but I did write a love letter to Leonardo DiCaprio once.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I love the pictures...from the nose up! I'm not digging this thing she's doing with her lips! It reminds me of the 'duckface' that chicks do on myspace...just with a classy twist

    ReplyDelete
  3. That first pic so just *weird*! Definitely not her best 'shoot...

    -miz

    ReplyDelete
  4. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  5. is that her on the first pic with an open top?

    ReplyDelete
  6. hmmm....I don't know. I agree with you that there is something a lil off about this concept. I think she's very classy & has good taste so I would much rather see her in a ball gown or chic attire than a teddy bear. hmmm....

    ReplyDelete
  7. wow u really did the calling and stalking part? yeah yeah teenage years eh?..hehehe i can relate to that :P...

    I didn't really recognize Jen she looked a lil bit different here.. and i was wondering myself whats with the teddy bear?... She's really is getting old now ...but still looking good though...

    ReplyDelete
  8. Ha ha. When I first saw the pic of the teddy bear I thought, "WTF?" In that first picture she looks a bit like a flighty Goldie Hawn.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Whaaaaattt!?!? She doesn't even look like herself! What's all this? I don't know if it's the hair, or the too much make-up, or maybe they over photoshopped, but... eehhh... Really doesn't do her justice, she's a lot prettier usually.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Your story about your crush back then was really funny! I can't believe that happened. I'm not digging what they did to Jen here.

    ReplyDelete
  11. ~speechless~

    I couldn't recognize her...what happened to her signature perfect hair?!? She's so much prettier in her usual style..

    ReplyDelete
  12. Hi...just dropping a line to let you know that your blog is wonderful...
    http://lovekittykatstyle.blogspot.com/2011/01/playing-tag.html
    Love K

    ReplyDelete
  13. Wow. Jennifer Aniston look so pretty in these photos! I love her new hairdo. I'll have to get this months (or next months?) issue of Allure.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Oh no, I could understand a guy changing TO your school, but not leaving it. He must have been shy and overwhelmed by your awesomeness! =)

    Those pics are scary...and I wouldn't want to meet the guy they appealed to. Hmmmm, now that I think of it, I do have one odd uncle (by marriage) who might be one of those guys. I never left my sisters alone when he was around.

    ReplyDelete
  15. eeek this does not work for her. tsk3

    ReplyDelete
  16. The teddy bear thing is random but I love that second picture of her!

    ReplyDelete
  17. I agree the concept of this shoot was a little confusing but she does look good!

    ReplyDelete
  18. ok this is just more Photoshop than my eyes can take... :s Why oh why? Because she looks stunning without any photoshop I'm sure!
    Have a great weekend darling!

    xxxx

    lifeisroyalty.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  19. she's still stylish for her age

    http://pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  20. I don't like the first photo. I mean.. she looks gorgeous. But it's obviously part Jen part photoshop..

    ReplyDelete
  21. Why does her face look so weird on these pics? Like she used too much botox. Or is it just the make-up and bad photoshop work? Cause usually, she looks much better!

    ReplyDelete
  22. Aniston has bad luck with men or men had back luck with her? I'm a FRIENDS orphan, I'm in her team also but this is just ridiculous. And she's so pretty in her 40's, this shooting is non sense!!

    xx, R

    http://bikinipequeninoasbolinhasamarelas.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  23. lol at the eharmony comment. jennifer, i don't know what to say about her. i'm surprised she still gets hired since so many of her films have flopped and shes so boring!

    ReplyDelete
  24. lol, love the joke about a guy with binocular and white van. you're right, this concept is creepy. she's pretty in the first picture though.

    ReplyDelete
  25. I was actually just thinking about her, Angelina, and Brad yesterday. What was he thinking?! Ha ha. But seriously, gorgeous pictures - she looks SO young!

    ReplyDelete
  26. I must admit that there is something very wrong with these pictures, what was she thinking!

    ReplyDelete
  27. LOL at the online dating profile~!
    XD

    But you know i never did recognize that it was she at the first pic!

    ReplyDelete
  28. Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston--two gorgeous women who should've stayed away from the blunt bangs look. They can do wonders for some (see: Zooey Deschanel), but on other women they just look odd.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Here eyes kinda look creepy.

    ReplyDelete
  30. I'm team Aniston too! :) I love her in friends! By the way, I was wondering, if you could confirm that they are making a Friends movie? My friend said they were, but I looked up IMDb.com, and there isn't any thing on Jennifer's page saying that they are.

    ReplyDelete
  31. I'm team Jen all the way, but I'm with you...Odd spread!

    ReplyDelete
  32. THAT's what I was thinking too -I don't this this will be attracting the "right" type of men. It's kind of creepy.

    This reminds me of something my teacher told us in class yesterday. He said that on a trip to Japan, he went to what was basically and X-rated verson of Hooters but instead of looking like "legal" women, they all looked 6! And they were wearing next to nothing. He said it was just too creepy so they had to leave.

    ReplyDelete
  33. lol i thought the same thing... some of the photos are very pretty (maybe a little overly airbrushed) but some are just ridiculous for her...

    ReplyDelete
  34. wow, somebody is a little too much photoshop-enthusiast ! She doesn't even look real, her eyes seems blind O_o And well, she should just accept that she's over 40 instead of doing this kind of photoshoot..

    ReplyDelete
  35. As much as I love Jennifer...since Friends ended I just don´t find her funny I dunno maybe its the characters she has to portray, I think she kinda lost her kick, you know what I mean, she used to be a little more energetic and bright...I still like her though...but this shoot is a big NO her face looks really wierd..I just think she can do better...Oh and I also loved the Spice Girls..I still do hahaha

    xx
    Andy

    ReplyDelete
  36. OH WOW that barely looks like her! Crazy. I'm Team Aniston too =)

    ReplyDelete
  37. I think she looks rather nice with that blond hair :D but her age + concept weirds me out a little.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Team Anistan!!! yayayya hahah

    ReplyDelete
  39. meh..whatever. I still love her. lol

    ReplyDelete
  40. wow it is amazing what a profesionnal photo shoot and maybe a bit of photoshop an do to a 40 yrs old girl! She is pretty but they have compeltely erased her smiling lines on her face and that pout is so over exagerated! please jennifer, get a life!

    ReplyDelete
  41. I remember Jen telling Taylor Swift something about, hanging in there, I'm not so sure. Looks like Taylor is Jen in the making! I sure hope they find true love!

    ReplyDelete
  42. she doesn't look right, it seems like they were trying to make her look like britney spears or something.. she does look pretty but just not age appropriate :/

    ReplyDelete
  43. This is kind of...weird? Yeah, let's be charitable and go with "weird." Also, what's up with those bangs?

    xoxo ~ Courtney
    http://sartorialsidelines.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  44. Thanks for following! I love your blog as well! you always write the funniest posts on pop culture haha

    Jen looks a little weird in these pics I agree

    ReplyDelete
  45. Ewww Jen is hot, but here she looks so plastic! I hate it when they overdo the photoshoping on photos. And what's up with those bangs?! Horrible.

    ReplyDelete
  46. the photos are interesting but more like a lizzie mcguire thing from years ago.

    ReplyDelete
  47. WOAH holy photoshop and makeup!!!! That looks NOTHING like her. And they aged her 20 years younger. DAMN!

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  48. I think Jen is beautiful... but the concept is a little odd for a woman of 40 who is usually super elegant.

    ReplyDelete
  49. Those pictures are kinda creepy - it really does seem like they tried to make her look like a little girl in the photos >.<

    ReplyDelete
  50. so true, everything said here.

    http://vernisaongle.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  51. I like her pictures! I would love to have a " little girl" shoot like she had

    ReplyDelete
  52. Haha eHarmony :P
    the picture with her straight-cut bangs don't even look like her! :P

    ReplyDelete
  53. she looks great here,like she was at the beginning,when she showed up in "Friends"...great post!:)
    xoxoxoxoxo

    ReplyDelete
  54. My skin is actually pretty sensitive.. Or I'd rather say stubborn. Its mentality (if you can even say that about skin?) is more like "Piss off, I can cleanse myself! Ò_ó) lol.

    ReplyDelete
  55. hahahhaha ,,, omg ,, plzz make comedy show =D
    but really what the hell was this photo shoot name / title / REASOn for the love of god =s

    ReplyDelete
  56. jen is so pretty.
    but im really starting to feel bad for her cus she seems pretty lonely when she goes home... or maybe she just has high standards... or maybe she just likes bad boys in general.... cmon... john mayer? who hasn't he fucked in hollywood? i really like her and brad together but angelina totally home wrecked them >.>

    ReplyDelete
  57. I almost didn't recognize her when I first saw these pictures too, although I do like the bangs.

    ReplyDelete
  58. humm i'm not sure what to think about this one.... lol.

    ReplyDelete
  59. I know she was trying (too hard) to be sexy here, but the results are strangely unsexy and even a complete turn-off. Too much photoshopping and make-up. And the thing she does with her lips is embarrassing... is she trying to be Angelina so she can win back Brad?? I know most guys are freaked by girls who still own stuffed animals, so if I were her I'd choose a different strategy.

    ReplyDelete
  60. she looks super gorgeous and fresh <3

    vdcouture

    ReplyDelete
  61. she has always irritated me...i don't get why so many people like her

    ReplyDelete
  62. Agreed, darling!
    Not loving this shoot, but am loving the clip-on bangs!

    xoxox,
    CC

    ReplyDelete
  63. Oh my....I saw these pictures on another site and I just thought it's soooo horrible. Jennifer is naturally beautiful. I don't know what in the world they did to her in this photo shoot. She looks like a good quality blow up doll in some of these images (seriously! Don't you think??).
    Awesome! I'm glad you got the lotion. I hope it works for you!

    ReplyDelete
  64. Oh I don't like this look >< I really prefer her hairstyle when she was in Friends. :) So much prettier.

    ReplyDelete
  65. "I scared my crush by calling so frequent and so much that he switched schools. True story."

    I love you even MORE for that statement. Hilarious.

    And omg this is the CREEPIEST photoshoot ever. What was she thinking?! Yikes!

    ReplyDelete
  66. Oh and PS. when I first saw the first photo I immediately thought "dang, Hilary Duff looks young!" Haha. Poor Aniston.

    ReplyDelete
  67. Haha, what a strange concept for her shoot :) She is a gorgeous women, but the photos seem a little off somehow...

    ReplyDelete
  68. it's weird , i can't associate Jen Aniston with a bear....:P

    ReplyDelete
  69. i'm not saying this because i'm team angie, but wow, these photos are terrible. i like jen, but she's too old for this--just not flattering.

    http://ohtobeamuse.com

    ReplyDelete
  70. I think she's pretty and I like her bangs- it's a diff look for her:)

    ReplyDelete
  71. yeaah, i just got this issue...and i thought the concept/photos were a bit awkward...:)

    ReplyDelete
  72. Oh man...I almost feel bad for Jen in these pics - whoever came up with this concept for her needs to be fired ASAP! Definitely trying too hard to recapture her youth... T_T

    ReplyDelete
  73. She has a classic style she should stick to. That pout is not working!

    ReplyDelete
  74. I actually think she looks so sexy with the uber blonde hair and bangs (I mean the teddy bear and girlie pjs is a bit strange but ah well!)

    ReplyDelete
  75. I love Jen, and I love the pictures. She's like a doll. But, it's just me thinking or not, but I noticed that it looks like Jen had an injection for her lips?? and she a bit looks like Lauren Conrad?

    Cheers,
    Dreamy Princess
    ~I wonder what it's like to live in Paris~

    ReplyDelete
  76. wow i nv thought she could look this awesome! seriously i alwys think nothing of her until i saw these shots

    ReplyDelete
  77. Wow...this doesn't even look like Jen at first glance.

    Dhalia

    ReplyDelete
  78. I'm probably WAAAAYYYY in the minority here, but I just never found her appealing at all...

    ReplyDelete
  79. I hate to say this but I don't like her bang.... nice post!

    http://burbailey.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  80. i really love her...but not in these photos.

    rockoomph.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete