January 12, 2011

Taylor Swift Is The Upcoming Cat Lady

As much as I’m team Jennifer Aniston and will watch any of her movies, you know that your love life is in the gutter when Jennifer Aniston is giving you love advise- Which is what happened to Taylor Swift:

An insider at Wednesday's People's Choice Awards tells us the notoriously unlucky-in-love Aniston, 41, approached Swift, 21, inside the Nokia Theatre to tell her to "hang in there" in the face of relentless press about her love life. We hear the two had not previously met, but Aniston "wanted Taylor to know everything will be okay."

Next thing you know Jennifer will be inviting Taylor to her house and share her 2 gallon of vanilla ice cream while watching “Meet Joe Black” on repeat or YouTubeing love spells to cast on her voodoo doll.

So I’m guilty of having Taylor Swift’s songs on full blast and singing along when I’m by myself in my car (and I guess that makes me a cat lady in training), but I would imagine that it would be difficult for a grown man to date a chick whose career is base on writing and singing songs about princesses, fairytales, and airing dirty laundry about exes. Except maybe Peter Pan but then again, he’s a prepubescent boy who wears green tights... and completely fictional.


49 comments:

  1. if your break her heart, she writes a song about you. better let it out than in.

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  2. As much as I’m team Jennifer Aniston and will watch any of her movies, you know that your love life is in the gutter when Jennifer Aniston is giving you love advise - Teehee! I'm so glad Jennifer Aniston isn't here. :P At least I know my love life is not in the gutter. Haha! :P

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  3. Lets hear the next big hit from her!

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  4. I'm happy she's not with Jack anymore. He's mine!!! (One day I hope)

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  5. LOL I can't wait to hear Taylor's song about Jake. (You know it's coming!!)

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  6. Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha

    I love Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Aniston. But I do think Swift needs a bit of a reality check. For one she's 21. She needs to be a 21 year old and let loose. I mean obviously don't go Lohan on us, but you can only appeal to little girls for so long before you start "de-aging" (lookin' at you Avril Lavigne) and then what was your initial claim to fame becomes your worst nightmare. I mean she can't sing about fairytales when she's 30, now can she?!

    And there's this word she needs to start using called "discreet." It's okay to write songs about exes, but you don't need to blatantly say WHO. A little mystery never hurt anyone.

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  7. I liked her a lot in the beginning, but now I'm just so OVER her music, it's all the same, sounds the same, same lyrics, same stories, blah bleh blah. I understand lots of country sounds all of the same but really... doesn't she have anything else to write about?

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  8. She's so pretty and feminine ♥

    *following your blog*

    Eda ♥

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  9. She is pretty and seems to be a nice girl...her music mmm bleh...dosen´t really do that much for me...will be expecting the day when she decides she´s had it with the never ending love songs and do something edgy...or at least I expect that to happen xD

    xx
    Andy

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  10. Waiting for the Jake Gyllenhaal song... ;D

    Happy Wednesday!:D

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  11. Yeah, I'm totally waiting for the song about Jake!

    xoxo ~ Courtney
    http://sartorialsidelines.blogspot.com

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  12. if she was happy in love and all was good forever she wouldn't have much inspiration for her songs! lol :)

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  13. Taylor Swift songs are one of the boy's guilty pleasures, and they're actually not bad. Her lyrics tell a story at least; they aren't some inane chorus of random sounds and nonsensical rhymes (I'm looking at you, Usher's "OMG").

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  14. Hey =)

    LOL @ the "Meet Joe Black." I know Taylor Swift must've thought she was hotter than a marshallow in the sun while she was rubbing thighs w/Jake. But now that's come to a close [which we all knew it would - soon!] at her age her attempts to continue making songs bout "Men who dump her" act is DRY. More dry than a 90 year-old-woman's va-jaja. Seriously, it's really TIME to move on! I guess Jen could give her advice being as they've both been dumped by John M...next.

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  15. LOL! Bless Jennifer for 'reaching out' to Taylor! Perhaps Taylor could re-release 'sisters are doing it for themselves' - her and Jen could duet!

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  16. love her style - she is beautiful.

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  17. awh it must suck to have being dumped and rubbed in ur face everywhere but i love her dress :)

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  18. hahaha, this made me laugh! i am guilty of singing along to taylor swift's songs, and yes, knowing all the words... but it's true: her voice isn't that good and her songs are really all about fairy tales, princesses, and her exes. hmm...

    <3, Mimi

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  19. lololol! this made me wonder, who would be perfect for Taylor Swift? maybe the neighborhood bad guy, maybe o.o

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  20. I love Taylor Swift :) She's sweet. She will be here in the Manila, Philippines on Feb 19 and tickets were sold out already... geeezz. X)

    ellenreviews.blogspot.com

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  21. i hope she gets back with Taylor!!!

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  22. See I never know whats happening in the Pop world haha... I was shocked when I heard Taylor and Jake were dating...like wow..go Taylor...even though I'm so jealous haha...and now they broke up? Why? Oh man...

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  23. "Meet Joe Black"!!! Ahahahaha!!! I'm team Jen too.

    The only way you could be a cat lady is if you decide to wear a headband with little kitty ears and draw whiskers on your nose. =)

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  24. taylor looks gorgeous in the pics!

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  25. I was into Taylor for a bit there. But after hearing her perform live on TV, that obsession quickly fizzled. One thing is to sing about exes and unicorns, but try to sound decent while doing it :o/

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  26. hahaha this post is so amusing. i can't think of anything witty to say, you've said them all ;)

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  27. she really is good in writing about her feelings and making into a song...that just means she has talent...but hopefully she finds her real prince someday!!!

    Kisses
    Sweet
    PensandLens

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  28. I love her in that pale pink dress- so pretty! As a bonafide cat lady (does having a bf count?) I can relate to these ladies ;)

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  29. she's so young with so much potential! beautiful too!
    x
    thatgirlfromhk.blogspot.com

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  30. I curious what the song about Jake will sound like ;)

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  31. she's got amazing voice but in reality she's all fake. so i just listen to her music and don't care about what she does.

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  32. lol julie! maybe it would help if she would stop wearing her red lipstick and her winged eyeliner and same hair-do...she looks like she has a makeup gun and wears a wig.

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  33. I know riiiiite? When I saw it, I was like 'O_Ô eh?' I guess it'll just sit on my counter.. in the box.. >_<"

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  34. LOL it's so true that it would be tricky for a guy to date taylor... never really thought about it before. But who does Jen think she is helping with her advice? I love Jen but Taylor's 21, she doesn't need Jen's advice yet!

    XOXO

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  35. Thanks for the comment and dropping by^^

    ugh I can't believe jake dated her not surprised it didn't last long...I do like some of her songs tho and that dress.

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  36. Well at least she's young! So she hasn't found anything long term yet but she's got time (and money to spend) while she's waiting!

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  37. I kind of like Taylor but to be honest If she really thinks the same way she writes she will never find a guy, she's like a 13 year old kid singing to her first love...and talking about her style she always looks the same, cute dress, same hair, red lips, black eyeliner...
    XOXO!

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  38. HAHA! Too funny. Awe!!! I listen to her songs too.. HAHA. Some of it is a little catchy.. I admit it. HAHA.

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  39. When I need a good laugh, I come here, lol!!

    Awesome, thank you. And Happy New Year, hope it is off to an amazing start :)

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  40. Every time Taylor Swift breaks up with someone I cringe, because that just means another whiny song that will be everywhere.

    I really never got her with Jake either.

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  41. Funny you mentioned Meet Joe Black - this is the only movie I've ever watched in which I find Brad Pitt even remotely attractive. He just doesn't do it for me. His wife, however, I will take any day.

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  42. Wow I give Jennifer Aniston credit. What's funny is they both hooked up with John Mayer. I think Swift better watch herself because if she keeps airing the stuff about the exes, no one is going to want to date her. We will see I guess. I do like her music tho! =)

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