January 20, 2011

Yes, Cover That Up

Here’s Khole Kardashian in some S&M gear on her face that looks something Lady Gaga’s crotch coughed out on YRB Magazine. I was starring at the pictures for a good few minutes trying to determine if that is Khole’s face so I guess the mask is doing its job... What is the job of an S&M mask anyways?

If these picture of the mask and the beige dress (which reminds me of the intestine dish in Chinese restaurants) hasn't spoil your breakfast yet, in an upcoming interview with Playboy, Khole's husband Lamar Odom was asked what him and Khole’s sex tape would look like and he says:


“When people see us in person, they see Khloé’s not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.”


So "Khole's not small, I'm not small"- an image of what goes on in Khole and Lamar’s bedroom just poped in my head and it is something like this:



Well, I'm not into watching animals doing it but that's kind of hot in its raw and animalistic ways, no? Oh boy. Did I just say that out loud? Here are the pictures from the magazine shoot.



55 comments:

  1. lol at Khloe trying to be high fashion. she got some poses right.

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  2. the 2nd & 4th (long dresses) one are cute.

    the 3rd (silver) one is soooo akward, and the 5th one is played out :/(black)

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  3. A few of the pictures actually look good to me...but Thank god she dropped a few pound or that face mask would look like she was baking bread ;)

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  4. I do sort of love her new hair though...

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  5. Very cuteee :)*
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  6. Very disturbing images- especially the caged headpiece! The gorilla video..no words! ;)

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  7. hmmm :/ the bondage mask thing makes her face look a bit out of proportion. Who is she aswell? I never get y people get famous randomly XD

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  8. This is horrible. I don't have anything else to say, I'm kinda speechless!

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  9. Her face in some of these photos remind me a lot of Lisa Marie Presley... Odd.

    I haven't watched the video, but the pictures look a bit weird. Not really my kind of thing.

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  10. Geez what was she thinking??? What's with that camel dress with all the layers around her neck. It just looks bad. Yeesh!

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  11. I love Khloe though! Out of all the Kardashian sisters, I think I like her the best :) And Kudos to her! I thought her marriage to Lamar would've been over in 3 months tops!

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  12. Oh no....no, no, no...and no!...All kinds of wrong and why is she doing the same pose like in three pictures? Ahh I just don´t like it at all!

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    Andy

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  13. now i watch a true gorillas fighting, not a stupid acting from people in gorilla's costume (just for laugh gags)

    the mask is only an accessory, i guess....

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  14. I kinda like the green dress...kinda...

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  15. those are quite the shoes in the last pic.... :P

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  16. LOL what a funny post! and the vid just made me literally laughed out loud.

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  17. i wish i knew how to unfollow u. u always have something to say negative about someone who is bigger or has more weight than an average person. i think its really mean and i think Khole looks good in her pictures.

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  18. omg!!! she needs to not do that. lol

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  19. oh yikes. that's all i have to say... (backing slowly out of the room)... yikes.

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  20. I don't think khloe looks as bad as everyone makes her seem but I don't really like the photos from this shoot other than the second one where she's in the tan dress. Funny cause it goes hand in hand with the title of this post. She's most covered up in the outfit but I think she looks best in that one.

    She needs to learn how to pose better and the people who planned the shoot needs to give her outfits that flatter her body not make her look bigger. The black leotard outfit is a turn off.

    LOL at the gorilla reference. He probably could have answered that question in a different way. {*hahahaha} I don't know if I'd be insulted by his resposne or not.

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  21. Hmmm...I see some of the comments sometimes (its like being in an art gallery) and I feel like blurting out, "Emperor's new clothes?" but you know, I'm not that mean :P
    I don't like any of her outfits for this shoot - especially the nude coloured dress - WTF is that tubular thing around her shoulder?!
    God, Lamar's answer half makes me realize the truth about most professional atheletes - that they can't add 2 + 2. Khloe is not small? So she's big? Like, where? Idunno but most women only want one or two things big and it's butt and boobs. Maybe he should have stuck with, "I'm not small" instead of bringing his wife into it LOL
    And your headline for this post had me laughing out loud. Gosh, your blog is awesome for letting me get the giggles out (so bad though! I honestly think I shouldn't laugh at others).

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  22. Whoa! LOL and I would NEVER want to see a sex tape of her and Lamar.

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  23. 'which reminds me of the intestine dish in Chinese restaurants' - hahaha that *almost* made me spit out my water!

    Never understood the interest with the Kardashians...

    -miz

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  24. Can you imagine S&M jumping around from all the excitement right now? They can make their own little mask using this photo tonight, all they need now is a safe word :))
    I really like the dress she's wearing in her 4th picture though...

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  25. LOL you are so funny! I agree with you, everything looks to gaga-retarded inspired especially since i love khloe

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  26. Ah, I've always been a fan of her but I don't think I'm a fan of those photos lol. Her hair just doesn't flatter her face at all IMO & some of the poses make her look kinda strange. & I have absolutely NO words for the picture of her with that thing on her face... I do like the last picture though :).

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  27. she looks like Kelly Osbourne before dancing with the stars ._.

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  28. lmao ,, u have to make ur own tv show ,, cuz ur hilarious and am sure allot of people would enjoy ur jokes and sarcastic talks ,,
    to be honest ,, the girl is HUGE ,, but she looks decent and small in the middle picture with the cream dress =D

    keep em coming ,, ur funny posts =D

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  29. Hey =)

    LOL LOL LOL!!!! Khloe is a perfect example of if you were to buy a dollar bill Barbie and put Barbie's clothes on her: no matter what you're ALWAYS going to know she's a "dollar bill Barbie." Or if we want to just cut to the chase we can just think of her a Paper Doll, because that's exactly what this photoshoot looks like.

    Dear Khloe, Don't try to channel your "inner Britney" just be a "Kardashian" =) ....lol.

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  30. hahah that beige dress is really intestine like lol! for a second in the mask i thought she sorta looks like kelly osborne

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  31. Yah I'm not a fan of that shoot. Nope.

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  32. yeah, she reminds me of kelly osbourne...lol @ the gorilla vid XD

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  33. I'm reading this in the evening, so I thought it would be too late for anything to spoil my breakfast. But it did, probably tomorrow's too!

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  34. hahaha, that made me laugh! i'm not a big fan of these photos... or of khloe's red hair.

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  35. HAHA! I love your description in the first paragraph. She doesn't really have the whole model look, and therefore the clothes aren't really looking good...

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  36. is that khloe?!?! oh my... i'm speechless...

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  37. the mask is crazy and the gorilla video lol how did you think of that idea! hehe

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  38. ekkk... i personally think she's not attractive at all. but people like her so she's popular. i guess. hahaha.

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  39. Oh gawsh.. how unfortunate.

    The last picture is the worst of all.... sigh

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  40. What the heck??? haha...I like her but man, I don't like these pics :( *shakes head*

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  41. Wow, that is a side of Khloe we've never seen before :) I like her make-up!

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  42. hmm dont know quite what to make of those photos....she looks a little too weird for my tastes...and that video is freakin awesome, you have the best sense of humor!

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  43. I love her make up!

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  44. i think those shots totally don't fit her and she looks some kinda ugly there :(

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  45. wow... this is intense, i didn't even recognize her at first!!

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  46. I like that Khloe is taking some risks with this shoot. It's not her best look but at least she's trying something different. I like her and her sisters (DON'T really know why tho?!?) Something about them is so anti-Hollywood. They aren't perfect and blonde and I guess they're somehow sorta relatable.

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  47. I don't really like Khloe that much, I prefer Kim, but those shoes in the last photo of her look killer! :)

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  48. You seriously made me laugh out loud when I saw the bear video! :)) It's very National Geographic! LMAO.

    She looks like a tranny. Enough said.

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  49. LOL love how you threw in that gorilla video in there. And that dress is absolutely hideous - it really does look like she wrapped herself in intestines.

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  50. I didn't even recognize her :P they seem to have covered her face a lot...
    haha! it does look like an intestine! :P that dress is so weird >< who would ever wear that -__-;;;
    The last two aren't bad though huh :P

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  51. the photos are just wrong...I think...she should stop making a name for herself just saying....everybody knows her already because of her size wooopzz I'm being mean but she is not really my fave among the sisters...

    just a big NO NO NO!!!

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  52. i kinda like the second to last photo because i think the dress is great. but i don't get this photo shoot at all! it doesn't make her look attractive at all.

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  53. Oh my goodness, that does look like that intestine dish...O:

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