February 16, 2011

Jessica Simpson Fashion Line Passing $1 Billion

People may not want to hear Jessica Simpson sing and she had to buy her own engagement ring, but we sure love her line of clothing. The Jessica Simpson fashion line is close to passing the $1 billion dollar mark. Who would have thought! As NY Mag reports:

"...hats are a piece of Simpson’s fashion empire, which clocked sales around $750 million last year. This year, Simpson, who is 30, will add both a full ready-to-wear collection as well as a “career separates” line to her docket, which should push sales past the billion-dollar mark.

To put that figure in context, it means Jessica Simpson is doing roughly the same volume in sales as Michael Kors. "

Forget the fashion line for a minute and look at Jessica’s hair. I wonder if the huge tumbleweed hair symbolize a huge FU to her former BFF hair dresser Ken Paves. I’m sure when Jessica Simpson was getting hair done she had vengeance in her eyes and was screaming “BIGGER! THINK OF KFC BUCKET MEAL! Nom-Nom!”. Kind of like how you dress super slutty when meeting up with your ex, even if it means wearing a mini skirt that goes up your butt to Tim Hortons while giggling and nibbling on Timbits provocatively… Well, I do.

Congrats to Jessica for the success. I hope that with all the wealth, Jessica will also donate some to help out walfare. And by "walfare" I don’t mean her in and out of job fiancé.

54 comments:

  1. 1 billion - that's crazy! And I love the hair!

    -miz
    ps: guess who was the lucky winner for my giveaway? ;)

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  2. Wow that's insane!! Good for her tho. Those photos are a lil ridicolous & totally air brushed! But its her...I'd expect that. =P

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  3. i am sad and slightly ashamed to say I contributed to that one billion dollar figure. But I had no idea that hats were such a big piece of the pie!

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  4. WOW nothing says KISS MY FAT ASS*tyra banks voice* like making a billion dollars! Rock it Jess!

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  5. Whew... never thought it before... Jessica is really a money maker. ;)

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  6. Second picture: totally a 1 billion dollar pose!

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  7. Her shoe line is incredible and her hair is so fun in these photos! Hahah I have met up with an ex at Tim Horton's as well and that's when I look the best- forget the current bf you want the old one to see what he's missing out on! ;)

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  8. You just compared a KFC bucket to Jessica Simpson's hair. LOOOL LOVE! Really, who would have thought? Her shoes are pretty awesome though. It looks like she has lost some weight or maybe she just looks smaller because of her afro hair.

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  9. Congrats to her!
    incredible work with the hairstyle.
    kisses

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  10. i remember reading that last year. Umm wow. I wish her luck but am amazed that she sells so much stuff and who is buying it (apparently a lot of people)

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  11. I actually like this girl and I also like her voice too

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  12. Good for her- but I'm not a big fan..

    xxx

    lifeisroyalty.blogspot.com

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  13. Wow, $1 billion sales! That's really huge! I love your comment about her hairstyle LOL

    P.S.: sent you an email! :)

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  15. For some reason that second photo reminds me of an observation you made about Megan Fox. =)

    The "ex" thing can be a sore point for current BFs. I once dated a girl who spent hours on her hair, make-up and outfit when she knew we'd be seeing her ex. At first I think she did that for me too, but that very quickly changed. If it was just us, she'd pull her hair back in a rubberBAND and throw on sweats--which actually was cute. But it got to the point where I don't think she was even showering before we got together. For the ex she was always Miss polished hottie. Well, one day she was really gross and made me gag, so I asked how I could get a date with the girl her ex got to see. LOL! She didn't think that was funny and tried to hit me. She was beautiful--and also crazy. I could handle that, but not a lack of basic personal hygiene. No one is that pretty. Well, almost no one!!! :P

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  16. omg that is crazy!!! you'd never think she is making that much money. that bitch!

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  17. She's definitely not my favorite celeb but she sure is gorgeous and I love her clothing line! :)

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  18. WOW, that's incredible : D Congrats to her!

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  19. Oh yeah I´m witness of that people over here literally die to buy her stuff...Now about the singing..as a singer I must say her voice is beautiful and she has an awesome range is just the way she sings is soo wierd they way she moves her mouth just creeps me out haha..but her hair is quite impressive!

    xx
    Andy

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  20. Thanks for stopping by! I appreciate you taking the time to comment.
    As for JS, she's such an idiot, that I just can't support her stuff (although I secretly like her shoes).

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  21. surprisingly, some - not all, of her pieces are really cute! xo

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  22. I do nooott like her lol. hahaha at your kfc bucket comment :)

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  23. I have to admit I DO love her line of shoes! Her hair? Not so much. OH, and I didn't know her and Ken had a falling out! Whaaaat?

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  24. *sigh* She has a team of designers working on her clothing and accessories lines and designing stuff licensed under her name. A lot of "her" designs are almost TOO similar to those of other designers (e.e. the Dany platforms from Jessica Simpson vs. Charles Anastase). She's successful because she's a savvy businesswoman who knows how to market on-trend, wearable, affordable wares. But it does sadden me that she's doing so much better than a lot of talented designers who actually design their own stuff.

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  25. This is totally surprising! Her line was one of the better celeb lines out there, but I had no idea it was *that* popular! Good for her.

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  26. Wow, 1 billion? Good for her. I like her line, its afforable, and cute.

    Did you really have to buy her own ring? WHAT?

    $armin<3

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  27. Thank you I'm so happy you follow me ;) I followed your blog yet and I'll continue to follow it!

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  28. Jessica Simpson is like a watered-down Marylin Monroe who...wait, is that too much of a compliment? aha. I've never seen her clothing line, but if it looks better then watching her open her mouth wide to a note that'll make a dog 12 miles away scream....I'll search it out, HA. As for the "slutty chick attire" w/exs...nope. But maybe just dancing infront of the mirror...because you know a day is NOT complete unless you dance infront of the mirror w/slutty clothes then turn around and condemn those that decided to wear it in the public, aha.

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  29. We don't get Jessica's clothing line over in the UK, is it worth over a billion. PS she is rocking some crazy hair there! xx

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  30. wow 1billion eh! oh well i love her clothing line anyways! i have a few pieces of her clothing line that i bought at the bay! so chic and comfortable but kinda in a pricey side...but when the bay have sale i cant pass it up, i have to get it lol! i love it! :)

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  31. Huh?? What happened to her and Ken Paves?! I love the hair! Well, for photos..

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  32. wow, i've actually never bought anything from her line. maybe i should check that out soon. ;) hahaha, i really hope her fiance is not just mooching off her (although he probably is, haha). ;)

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  33. I don't know if that's hair...or a veil.

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  34. jessica simpson looks really amazing in these photos.. she's looking pretty good these days..

    and OMG i just about died reading what you wrote about going to tim hortons hahahaha

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  35. wow, the same volume in sales as michael kors? i didn't expect that... i do like her clothing line though

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  36. her hair is so flat! more volume please! hahaha! :P

    she is such a sweet and hardworking girl, she deserves all of her bazillions! :)

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  37. Papa Joe was a smart guy. Jessica is set for life! Now all she has to do is make sure to sign and prenup before she seals the deal with this dude!

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  38. LOLL!!!! I love her clothing line, she is has the sickest tights!

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  39. Oh btw picture of you & me on the blog! My new twnese friend LOL

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  40. I like it when celebrities donate a good amount of money to charities of any sort, they are so freaking freak they should use a part of them to do good! HAHA

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  41. No way, that's freakin' cool. I like Jessica Simpson, but I think I like her better when she was with that Nick guy.

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  42. I say good for her - I actually like the line quite a bit even though I'm sure it's just her name they are slapping on things (wonder how much input she really has as far as the line goes...)

    :) I have always liked JS - she may have had her issues with men and fluctuating weight, but she seems like a genuinely sweet girl!

    LOL @ the Tumbleweed hair!!!

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  43. I was shocked when I read this the other day! Very unexpected, but I say good for her!

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  44. wow she's amazing! i've been always wanted her hair extensions.

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  45. Woah really? She's raking in sales as good as Michael Kors? I'm not sure about her clothing line since I never see it sold here but her high heels are super comfortable. I like some of her high heel designs, but some are just a tad bit too unique and different for my taste.
    I also didn't know Jessica had a falling out with Ken Paves (or appears to). Gosh, you're blog is great for updates on hollywood gossip :)

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  46. waiiiit her and ken paves aren't friends anymore?! wha!

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  47. I heard she's also going to be expanding into more product categories too lol.

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  48. I must admit, her clothing and shoe line are Fabulous ! That hair cracks me up lol.

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  49. Wait, when did Ken become her former BFF? I haven't heard that...

    MEGAN LAND
    xx

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  50. Fuckin' Jessica Simpson....she may look stupid but passing the 1 Billion mark is quite the acheivement. WOO HOO...for supporting loser boyfriends....

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  51. Lol great Timmies jk. I think good taunts of exes is brilliant.

    Jess looks great and it's awesome that she is still making $$. I got one of he comfy sweaters and her shoes are hawt.

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