February 17, 2011

Taylor Swift Found Her Perfect Man

Taylor Swift finally met the man of her bubble gum unicorn dreams. She found a prince that will take her back to his enchanted castle to play tea time, dance in the moonlight and live happily after. His name is Adam Young of Owl City and below is his love letter to Taylor posted on the Owl City Blog. It is Adam's reply to Taylor's song "Enchanted" which is about her crush on him two years ago:

Dearest Taylor,

I’ll be the first to admit I’m a rather shy boy and since music is the most eloquent form of communication I can muster, I decided to record something for you — as sort of a "reply" to the breathtaking song on your current record. This is what I wanted so badly to tell you in person but could never quite put into words:

Everything about you is beautiful. You’re an immensely charming girl with a wonderful heart and more grace and elegance than I know how to describe. You are a true princess from a dreamy fairy tale; a modern Cinderella. I’m terribly sorry it’s taken me such a long time to reply but I figured Valentine’s Day was the perfect time to write this note to you and simply say… I was enchanted to meet you too.


And here are some lyrics from "Enchanted" by Owl City. The only thing Adam is short of writing is "Check this box if you want to be my girlfriend", fold the letter into a heart shape origami and pass it to his friend to give it to Taylor.

This night is sparkling, don’t you let it go
I’m wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew
This night is flawless, don’t you let it go
I’m wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
Taylor I’ll spend my whole life wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you too

I was never in love with someone else
I never had somebody waiting on me cause you were all of my dreams come true
and I just wish you knew
Taylor I was so in love with you

The fact that there is a straight grown man who willingly wrote a song about princesses and fairy tales just for Taylor is enough for her to drop whatever she is doing, pick up her pink phone on her princess bed and dial his number right away!! Meanwhile for a romantic grinch like me I am going to the bathroom to regurgitate my breakfast over a toilet.