February 23, 2011

Vivienne Westwood Refuses To Design Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress

Designer Vivienne Westwood gave Kate Middleton a big red “REJECT” stamp on designing her wedding dress because she thinks Kate's style is too outdated. As Vivienne says in Daily Mail

"I would have loved to have dressed Kate Middleton but I have to wait until she kind of catches up a bit somewhere with style.

Sorry, I'm not going to say any more, that's it. When people ask me where she's going to get the dress from - she's definitely not going to get it from me."

True, Kate Middleton is no Kate Moss. And as much as I like some of Vivienne's stuff from her collection, Vivienne as a person sounds like your b*tchy aunt who tells you that you look fug in that shirt and stupid in those pants no matter what you wear and meanwhile she dresses like a gypsy offering to read your future through tarot cards.

From Kate Midlleton’s cowboy hat, Aladdin pants, leopard dress and the cleavage peeping dress, home girl is like the Alanis Morissette of the fancy-schmancy-crown club! When Kate marries the prince and they do their tour, she will just smile and do her royal wave to Vivienne Westwood and to the rest of us- in which we all know it really means “kiss my royal princess ass!”

Here are some outfits from Vivienne's Red Label Autumn 2011 in London Fashion Week.

Photos from Yahoo!7 Lifestyle

* Special thanks to "The Secret Life of 'D'"for this gossip.