It wasn’t long ago when Gwyneth Paltrow bashed the American way of living. But now the Oscar-winning actress and lifestyle guru Miss Goop is here to educate us by posing for Coach’s latest campaign. What splendid pictures from the fashion savior herself! I was even compelled to tilt my head down and bow a little when posting these- and thanks to her I found a mustard stain on my pants.
I better go change because mustard on pants is most likely a GOOP blasphemy. I can already see her wanting to stone me with that smile above.