July 4, 2011

Tom Ford's Etiquette To Not Use Babies For Publicity

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While I was every type of drunk holding in pee to avoid using porta potties on Parliament Hill over the weekend, somewhere in the land of class the gentleman of the gentlemen Tom Ford would like you to know that if he ever has a kid, he will hide it under his bed like my holofoil Charizard Pokemon card until the kid is 18. As Tom told The Cut

"If I have children, no one will know about it until the child is born. And no one will ever see the child because I certainly wouldn’t use it as a press tool. If I have a child, you’ll see and notice that I had a child. Maybe you’ll see it when it’s 18, but I will keep it out of the spotlight. I wouldn’t use it as a press tool.”


Sure, Tom doesn’t want to whore his kids to the tabloids. But it’s not like he’ll ever be caught waddling in a grocery store looking for ice cream with a giant womb!

And of course Tom will lock his baby mama in his basement like his past season collections because a bloated beluga eating pickles and ice cream just isn’t classy! And when the baby is born Tom will too lock the baby in the basement until it is fully educated on the history of fashion and able to recite Brooks Brothers’ “How To Be A Gentleman” before Tom will allow any public association. That’s a true gentleman!


Here’s Tom Ford and Lara Stone for the Fall 2011 Beauty Ad Campaign.


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44 comments:

  1. TOM fORD IS ONE OF MY FAV DESIGNER AND I AGREE WITH YOU HE 'S A TRUE GENTLEMAN.
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  2. Fab!! And I agree, keep your kids out of the spot light and let them decide about it or not. I barely want to see pics of celebrities out and about, let alone their children! He's great & it's always nice to see men in suits, love the make-up on the model :)) x

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  3. I <3 Tom Ford! :)

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  4. LOL at Tom Ford! Beluga pickles, you rock!

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  5. Another reason I love Tom Ford.
    That, and he is super hot.

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  6. I love tom !
    xx

    http://thecityofclothes.blogspot.com/

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  7. poor kid! what if he/she wants to be famous too. if i was his kid, i'd say please pimp me out. lol :P

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  8. if i could emerge half as fab as he is in that ad, i'd hide around in his basement for 18 years!

    thanx for visitng my blog!

    jenny
    http://goldnturquoise.blogspot.com/

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  9. LOL, I hope you had a gentleman at your side on Parliment Hill. I've seen a woman or two who could pull off the pickles and ice cream thing while actually having the mostly mythical "glow" pregnant women supposedly get.

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  10. haha hilarious! I love the ads wonderfully chic....mmmm I could go for pickles and Ice cream right about now.

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  11. Y'know, I wouldn't put it past him. Tom Ford is a brilliant designer with vision, but he also has the sort of obsessive personality that likes to control every single detail. I could see him keeping his child out of public view until he/she meets Tom Ford's exacting and high standards!

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  12. He is def one of the best ones!

    hugs and kisses by Mani.

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  13. He looks gorgeous! :)

    And of course Tom will lock his baby mama in his basement like his past season collections because a bloated beluga eating pickles and ice cream just isn’t classy! - LOL! :P

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  14. Why doesn't he just make them wear masks and headdresses a la Michael Jackson? That would solve the problem!

    Glad you had a fun weekend. I was watching some of the Royal tour on Canada Day, it must have been really exciting for your city to have them there! Even though they're nothing like the Goo Goo Dolls ; )

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  15. I agree, and you are so hilarious! I always love reading your witty posts. Hope you are having a great long weekend!

    xo
    Rachel

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  16. Thanks so much for your comment, your blog is HILARIOUS, I love this post!
    And it's a good point, might be hard to keep your preggo wife out of sight for 9 months...and somewhat cruel, might I add :P

    Cad

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  17. LOL He seems very A- type and picky. Some celebs can't help but be seen with their baby because they're moms and um actually do mothering stuff like going to the park. XD

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  18. oh I didn't know that he's so hot!

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  19. I agree with u hun,brilliant post : ) Happy Monday xx

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  20. Tom must be the hottest gay out there! And lets wait and see till he is got a kid! Happy belated Canada Day!
    xoxo
    CAtita

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  21. such a hottie!! <3 and a true gent!

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  22. Haha! Tom Ford is such a personality! I read an interview article of him, and the things he says...so funny when you consider he probably is serious.

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  23. He is insanely good looking! I bet his babies will be beautiful too!

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  24. Hmm thats pretty crazy but in a way I see where he is coming from considering how crazy some celebrities are and exploit their kids like no other..

    All the best, Angel

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  25. Hi lovely,
    I really like Tom:sure he's a true gentleman!
    Thank you for your sweet comment:I'm honored to be on your blog!
    Xoxo
    Mary

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  26. Tom Ford is one of my favs! thank you for leaving comments for me i really appreciate it!

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  27. That's really admirable that he won't use his children as press tools. I feel like a lot of people, like Kate and Octomom, sorta exploit their kids for publicity.

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  28. ughhh he's so sexy!!!! and i obsessed w menswear, esp mens suits AHHH SEXY SEXY!!!! hope you had a great Canada Day my dear <3

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  29. he's pretty good looking. Lara is gorgeous, but I am getting sick of seeing her everywhere...
    Come follow my blog hun :)

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  30. I do think celeb kids should decide for themselves if they want to photographed or not.

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  31. I really love Tom Ford! And this made me love him even more!!! This reminds me of when tabloids and magazines were bidding for Suri/Apple/celebrity baby's first picture. it's like...SERIOUSLY!?

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  32. lara stone looks AMAZING!
    xo
    MosaMuse

    MosaMuse.blogspot.com

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  33. lolz. good point on the fact that he will never be showing a pregnant belly. ^-^

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  34. haha- I can't tell if this is admirable or just a useless blurb to get press... you have a point about it though that he doesn't need to try to hard to hide it :)

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  35. Oh TomFord, he is such a gentleman. And he probably would be a good father, if his kid gets a little air from time to time. And Lare Stone looks stunning in these pictures!

    xoxo Sootjeelina <3

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  36. Haha! There are many ways his choice can end. But seriously, something will be up when the tabloids see his misses all preged up!

    xx

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  37. now that's a man after my own heart. i totally agree.

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  38. I love Tom and I respect his decision!! But great post, honey!!

    xoxoxo

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  39. He is hot, does great clothes and hope he gets away with hiding his kid .... sad part, he is gay so I don't think there will be a Mrs Ford in that picture. love his pictures with Lara Stone.... again HOT.

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  40. Can you imagine a Tom Ford baby bag? Ohhh emmm geee. I love him.

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  41. Witty post :) I'm quite disturbed by celebrities who blatantly push their kids into the limelight as extensions of themselves.

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  42. Hahaha hun u made me laugh so much right now, especially with the last part!:)) I LOVE Tom, always did and will!:)
    kisses
    Jelena
    http://glamfabchameleon.blogspot.com/

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