Sometimes when I feel like a douche I pretend to be waiting for the bus while getting my pictures taken. If the bench could talk it would have asked "Why are you waiting for a bus that doesn't come on a weekend? You're crazy." And I would reply in my Jill Sander sunglasses: "I'm all shades of crazy, do you not read my twitter?".
These sunglasses do make me all shades something, like, I never noticed polarized frames make such a difference. So salute to my Ozzy coaster frames and Sunglasses Shop with their batmobile speed shipping.