January 8, 2013

Catch Of The Day

{Photos by my sisters and I; wearing Coldplay 2005 tour shirt, TNA bomber jacket, Mavi jeans, Emu Australia boots}

Every Christmas holiday my sisters and I go catch crabs [insert your STD joke here]. This year we only caught one, as the others fell through the net while we were pulling it up, and annoying starfish got in the way. We named him Alec, took him home, hosed him down, boiled him alive, smashed him open with a hammer and ate him. It was delicious.

In 2012 Alec, the only male I brought home and introduced to my parents to lasted just under an hour. Then he died a horrible death. I can't see it get worst in 2013.