February 14, 2013

Totally Unexpected

{Persona bracelet; Photo by me}

Three weeks ago while at a bar:

Elissa: "What are you doing on Valentines Day?"
Me: "Myself. Because I'm as single as fuck."
Elissa: "Oh, well I'm working night shift on Valentines Day this year so I won't be alone! Yay!"
Me: "Ya okay because spending Valentines Day with a terminally ill patient is so much better. It'd be hilarious if they die on you and you end up spending it alone."

Two random guys behind us turned around and gave me a look as if I just drowned a crate of new born kittens.

Elissa: "HAHAHAHA"
Me: "Well, I just blew it for the both of us... On to the next bar!"

They weren't good looking anyway.

BUT, I got asked out on Valentines Day last week. It was very unexpected. Unexpected in that 3 weeks ago I was so very single, and unexpected in that I had zero expectations meeting him to a point where I didn't even bother to do my hair or put on a fresh pair of jeans... Yet we unexpectedly clicked and now I have a date tonight.

I'll be wearing this Persona heart bracelet tonight. It's my new lucky charm. Yo.

"Did you know the iconic heart shape isn't based on an actual human heart, it's based on what a woman's ass looks like bending over." - Amy Farrah Fowler, Big Bang Theory